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vindalf.bsky.social
Vindalf Dwarf
@vindalf.bsky.social
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He/Him. Canada. SJW (axe and shield style). Long ago I made a webcomic for the sole reason of annoying my much more talented friends into publishing theirs. Look at my art and feel better about yours! vindalf.tumblr.com/
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theonion.com
The Onion @theonion.com · 1d
Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
MONTECITO, CA—Signaling a new chapter in her career, pop star Katy Perry released a new single Monday about the superiority of Canadian manufacturing. “When I learned about the strength of Canadian au...
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · Dec 12
The Ormple Dormpling Georng (1975)
A slick geeambleorrr named Rorrrsell Dorrrnovan (Coach Z) is duped into taking care of three orrpheorns who eventually strike geeeorrrld.
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Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 1d
Do people really have to live like that in America?
Why can't they be inside?
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Christie Golden @christiegolden.bsky.social · 2d
"Ah, Dr. Jones, again we see that there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away."
drskyskull.bsky.social Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 2d
Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
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vindalf.bsky.social
Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 1d
a cartoon character says lies these images are next to a yoda
ALT: a cartoon character says lies these images are next to a yoda
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Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 2d
vt.tiktok.com/ZSUqgrUWx/
TikTok - Make Your Day
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Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 2d
18 years?
patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a piece of puzzle
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a piece of puzzle
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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 2d
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
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chaosos.bsky.social
Joseph @chaosos.bsky.social · 2d
Trump is now 0/2 on assassinating his vice presidents
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vindalf.bsky.social
Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 2d
@katlipgloss.bsky.social points out that Carmen's style is to steal the whole museum, not just a few items. 🤣
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 2d
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Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 2d
*Back to this. 🖖
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 4d
Wait.

WAIT.

People are advising that if things get violent during the No Kings protest you should sit down and show the police you’re not a threat?

Are you trying to get trampled or impede other people’s ability to safely remove themselves from the situation?! Cause that’s what you’re doing!
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Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 3d
The Adventures of Vindalf #166
www.tumblr.com/vindalf/7977...
English spelling rules suck, but not having them is worse.
#comic #webcomic #vindalf #tumblr #stickman
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kathleengmaz.bsky.social
Kathleen Cottontail 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🖖🏻🐰 @kathleengmaz.bsky.social · 3d
Indeed, it is.
Patriot is a woman from the Victorian era reading a book while also seeming to be in deep contemplation. "It's a tough time to be well-versed in history and possess strong pattern, recognition skills."
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Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 3d
Sentence them to: only allowed to eat British food forever. They'll die of scurvy soon enough.
hughster.bsky.social Hughstergeist @hughster.bsky.social · 3d
The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point
Jess Gill @jessgillO3 I've never had curry or a kabab and don't intend to. British food is the best. English breakfasts, Sunday roasts, fish and chips, pies, pasties, scones. Also, our national dish isn't a chicken tikka masala we only think that because a Labour MP said it decades ago to push multiculturalism. 15:31·17 Oct 25-78K Views
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 3d
I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 4d
a video game scene with a make a gif.com link
ALT: a video game scene with a make a gif.com link
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The Red-Headed Strangler @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 5d
my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
I sleep in a race car bed
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Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 6d
This isn't in super flat. It's a normal seed.
@katlipgloss.bsky.social built all this in survival
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 6d
I'm not always Simon's biggest fan but this is a great quote, lol
lukesteuber.com Dr Luke Steubenstein 👹 @lukesteuber.com · 6d
If we attach a turbine, they can power millions of homes
David Simon, the writer behind The Wire and The Deuce (and a former journalist for the Baltimore Sun), finds only the blackest humor in Weiss's ascent to the top of the news heap. When asked for his perspective, Simon replied via email, "Murrow and Cronkite have both interrupted their peaceful mouldering, and are now revolving at such speeds that never mind the affront to televised journalism —we need to consider the geologic risks to us all."
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Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 6d
The Adventures of Vindalf #165
www.tumblr.com/vindalf/7974...
And now some nonsense until a story idea appears.
#comic #webcomic #stickman #vindalf
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Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 6d
I suspect there's a subtle allegory here...
ellipsis.bsky.social Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 7d
For those who don't want to take the trip to my website, here's the page itself. #Ai
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Vindalf Dwarf @vindalf.bsky.social · 7d
Al Capone would have solved this problem ages ago. Follow his example for the people of Chicago.
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shelleybwoke.bsky.social
FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 7d
Sisyphus, but for obscenely wealthy people - every day they generate untold wealth and then it all gets distributed to the population and they have to get up and do it again tomorrow.😈
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