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Joe Cavanaugh @joecavanaugh.bsky.social · 2h

Balanced the budget eight times during his time as mayor of Springfield.

David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 3d

I hope people aren’t tired of me drawing Hans Moleman with a sword. It’s just fun for me to draw Hans Moleman with a sword.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 3h

Getting a replacement office chair.
Not gonna save money on a returned item, given this imagery.

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 3h

Diaper: FILLED!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4h

Trump: "Did an ambassador saying something bad about me? If he still working for you? You said bad? I don't like you either and I probably never will."

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 3h

"DO NOT LOOK AT MY DYING RIGHT HAND. I COVER UP MY LEPER HAND. DO NOT LOOK AT MY TINY,LEPER, MONKEY PAW. I KEEP IT COVERED. IT IS HIDEOUS."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4h

Trump: "Did an ambassador saying something bad about me? If he still working for you? You said bad? I don't like you either and I probably never will."

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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 3h

In the Book of Revelations Jesus appears in the sky and opens his holy bowels to shit on America

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."

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Misty @daiseydoesit.bsky.social · 4h

This was the best day! My dad was teary eyed and I was crying happy tears. The next morning my favorite teacher walked in carrying a broom and we all cheered. Magical! ❤️

Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 6h

Today In 1990: The Cincinnati #Reds win the #WorldSeries vs. the Oakland A's in four games! #MLB #Baseball #History #Postseason

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 3h

Can't wait for the AI video of Jesus jumping in a Blackhawk Helicopter labeled with THE KING IS JESUS, high-fiving his co-pilot Charlie Kirk, before taking to the skies in order to dump his Lordly Effluence upon the heads of the poor and the needy

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 8h

Cue Elon meltdown in 5…4…3…

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 8h

NASA TO OPEN CONTRACTS, SAYS SPACEX 'BEHIND SCHEDULE' United States Transportation Secretary and NASA's acting administrator Sean Duffy declared on Monday that SpaceX has fallen behind schedule in its commitments, prompting the agency to introduce competition.

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Farnad Darnell, PhD @docdarnell.bsky.social · 7h

I thought this was The Onion for a moment.

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 7h

BREAKING: The Supreme Court will consider whether people who regularly smoke marijuana can legally own guns.

Supreme Court will consider whether people who regularly smoke pot can legally own guns

The Supreme Court will consider whether people who regularly smoke marijuana can legally own guns, the latest firearm case to come before the court since its 2022 decision expanding gun rights.

bit.ly

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 6h

Wtf? But drinking heavily?

Why, HAVE AN ARSENAL!!!

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Staz Trudeaux @shejstaz.bsky.social · 17h

A maga agitator at our Protest attacked 1 of the protesters, but the organizers needed a name. Remember my post⬇️? I went back to the OG post, looked at new comments, saw a similar guy, found his TikTok, tatts matched, reported him to organizers, and he’s going to have a very bad week. Fafo.

Staz Trudeaux @shejstaz.bsky.social · 2d

Dumbasses 😹😹😹😹 Looks like they backed down 😹😹😹
We had at least 1000 people there today at one of the Pasco County No Kings locations. Prb way more. I wore a frog hat and green cape, Count Frogula? 🐸🐸🐸🐸

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 23h

He is so lovable!!

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 1d

@rojocaliente.bsky.social

Happy Birthday!!!

a chain link fence behind a row of boxes that say rousses

Alt: a chain link fence behind a row of boxes that say rousses

media.tenor.com

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 2d

🤣🤣

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 3d

Like a scene in Hellraiser

Except KCB be smilin' the whole time.

"you will learn pleasure from the pain"

😱😱😱

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 3d

Amerifail

Trump trying to buy the Argentina election. Doomed to fail
America installed the Shah of Iran fail

Ronnie Ray gun tried to shift balance of power in Central America FAIL

IRAQ WAR FAIL

IRAQ WAR 2- Electric Boogaloo fail
Afghan -FAIL

We never, ever learn

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 3d

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

jfc , dead

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Misty @daiseydoesit.bsky.social · 3d

Like in the winter time when you take off a coat and your sweater pulls the sleeve inside out

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 3d

Typos, ramblings, had to say it.

In summary, Browns, you are but a fading memory, and your stretch of utter irrelevance is still unmatched and continuing. Now bugger off.

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 3d

All this started by Art Modell going nearly bankrupt after signing Andre Fucking Rison and trying to keep the Indians as his tenants at Municipal Stadium , which was built in the hopes of ATTRACTING TO FUCKING 1936 OLYMPICS.

That didnt work either.

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 3d

All this in the hopes of luring a Stupendous Bowl into Cleveland.

In February.

When it is 10 degrees and there is 2 feet of snow on the ground.

HOT DAMN WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR THIS NUT SACK FREEZING FEST?

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 3d

A little bit of shining the palms, and "meh, build what you want"

DOESNT AMYONE REMEMBER BLACK SUNDAY? So if that cursed Stadium doesn't sink into a swamp, a blizzard in Mid January will send an errant 747 into in a giant fireball.

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 3d

Probably a nice little private jet airport. So 500 million from state, give back 100 million to the city to build some shit POS by the airport.

Building department "some of those planned buildings are too high," By an airport, who would have thunk.

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 3d

SO, the state agrees to give him 500 million of STATE money (since he bought most of the politicians in Columbus) to fund stadium. And then he just settles a lawsuit with Cleveland for 100,000,000 dollars to pay them off and help bury the rubble of shit stink stadium by the lake...

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viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social · 3d

Great, you go from Lerner who had no idea how sports work, and managed to ruin a ports team in England. Good work ruining a storied EPL club. They are still fucked.

And then we get Haslem and his 1 billion dollar factory of CONTINUED sadness

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