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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 52m

Who are these 12000 people? Journalists and bots and...?

Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1h

I saw something about a Milkshake Duck and a Nazi tattoo when I checked 5 mins ago and I feel like I'm maybe halfway there but I dunno

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 3h

It means let's let Elon attach to the power grid ostensibly for AI, then give him a contract to supply power to a community, then deregulate it so he can charge people whatever he wants.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 4h

My grandfather was a POW of the Japanese in WWII in Hong Kong,tortured for years. Never spoke about it, became an alcoholic. My father was also in WWII in Europe,never spoke either. I got a military history degree because I found a trunk of Dad's WWII stuff including a helmet with a bullet dent.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 9h

Peak Canadian is partying in the streets while obeying the traffic lights

Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 16h

At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.

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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 16h

Me (not into sports): So I'm hearing that Cheri Oteri is playing some very good baseball lately?

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 18h

republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis

republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 19h

I feel like he's in Let Them Eat Cake territory.

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World Central Kitchen @wck.org · 20h

WCK teams in Gaza were able to cook meat again for the first time in eight months. Our kitchens served hundreds of thousands of plates of chicken and beef with vegetables. Families—especially children—were overjoyed to receive meals they hadn’t had in months. #ChefsForGaza

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 20h

I'm making that my epitaph: Everything I Said Is Off The Record

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 1d

French authorities won’t charge Louvre thieves on grounds the crime was really cool

PARIS - Following a brazen daylight heist of the French crown jewels from the Louvre, French authorities have declared no charges will be laid, citing the country’s “Trop Cool Pour Être Un Crime” (“To...

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 20h

I was just going to say that haha I was a high school theatre kid, we could have done a lesser quality version of that with enough paint and canvas and someone who either knows calligraphy or can make a stencil. Adults in the industry could pull that off easily.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 20h

"I call Take Backsies. I can take back words whenever I want because I said that. So there."

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

Like a Caring Tamagotchi

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

He always comes at women like that. "Sit down honey. You don't know what you're talking about." JFC.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

"America will show Israel how to REALLY genocide. I'm the best genocider."

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

I agree, I drove 16 hours in a day one time to get somewhere on time, that was a bad day and made the road trip very not fun.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

"And yeah I feel a bit bad for Poland and Belgium but hey, at least the war will end, amirite?"

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

If you are looking for a low-stakes/high drama read, this thread is for you hahaha

Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 1d

pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:

Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

I see they missed Bangbelly in their list of Fruit and Carb, similar to a grunt. *dramatic sigh*

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

Although now I'm curious what Miss Chloe Fong is up to.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

How are they still paranoid about Communism? America is hard Capitalist, there is zero chance of it turning into Cuba anytime soon. A chunk of the US thinks free healthcare is an abomination, I think you're fairly safe from The Reds at this point, jeez Louise.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 1d

Directed by Guy Ritchie

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 2d

It's more of a Selective Pausefire.

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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 2d

Trump comes across as someone who is in a state of mental decline, where he is super gullible and just believes and repeats whatever is said by whoever is in front of him. I feel like he would hand over his wallet if someone asked him the right way. If he met with Zelenskyy he'd say the opposite.

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