Scotty da Haole
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Scotty da Haole
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"Scrappier cousins"???? Like all the Jews 1890s to 1920s weren't running the mob?
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Extremely funny thing to have posted yesterday
I think the American right is in fact correct about several things and it would be wise to concede that.
Lol just doing "server maintenance" in the middle of my game??? Uhhh okay do I win, lose wtf is happening? Let me reconnect you pussy ass bitches
Cuomo should uhhh hold a press conference tomorrow 😏
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
Who else buying discount Halloween candy for pasalubong for the family (and whole rest of barangay I guess)
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Please. My wife. She’s very aloof.
Uh Oh, baddy alert (I say respectfully)
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]

"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"Everyday theres someone waiting to get their wallet inspected" - that one circus guy or whatever
Initial hearing about him I was confused with Jojo Siwa?? What's she doing running for Mayor?
Guy who only has people remember his weird un-American name by being an incel chud billionaire who whines about everything personally
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“I cummed for 3 hours straight and it took a zamboni to fix the damage I had done. I’m also in the hospital“
Green acres reboot except they're completely irredeemable and its not funny bc its just the worst people possible (on both extremes) interacting with each other
They said RaggaDragga needs more card draw and I don't disagree 🫡
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Dang, one of the last publications bold enough to search for the truth in these end times has cut their political division

Journalism is fucking dead
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
Gotta make ad money somehow on that flop site

Even if its paying ... his own company 🤨
not only does the richest known nazi in the world endorse andrew cuomo but he’s boosting it as a paid ad on twitter
Main problem is ... not green. Otherwise very nice card ☺️
While people are saying this is a burn card....it's more of a tech card against burn....kind of. Great tech against spell slinger.
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“they’re so nice but if i knew that I didn’t think they should exist they would hate me” wow that’s so weird
"As a Nazi I found the degenerate culture actually interesting and the people authentic, kind and overall normal citizens. However, they would object to me killing them and I disagree with that 🫤" is a weird thing to say out loud but okay man
"at the transgender coffee shop"
The Big Apple after all the crab apples leave
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y'all I once had a coworker say the Black folks don't have no culture line and I froze because WE WORKED AT THE CHARLES H WRIGHT MUSEUM OF BLACK HISTORY