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trickyNOtreat 🎃

@trickykat.bsky.social

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real life is my alt, baby she/her NO-ONE sleeps tonight Latest Tricks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots - Best of : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · Sep 8

why zipper and not penis fly trap

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 6h

Not to be dramatic but if I don’t subtweet a straight up stone cold baddie soon, I think I might die

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 14h

thinking about her (gwen pepperoni)

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13h

(meowing while i press the mute button) mewt

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1h

yes, if he posts real bad

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 8h

are cheese headaches a thing? i think i have a cheese headache.

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 14h

I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 9h

I am rather impressed that I keep getting smarter on average not because I’m doing anything to better myself but because large swaths of humanity are actively making themselves stupider

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 2h

🫂🫶❤️

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 2h

awww, that is the sweetest gesture 💖
not sad about the tomatoes anymore 😈

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 2h

you flatter me kind sir 🥺
but wait, with caramelised onions or no ?

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 3h

Little Debbie called she thinks she left the honey buns and her thong behind the couch cushions

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 3h

*except hot english mustard who secretly enjoyed being on hot dogs with ketchup whenever Trick ate them*

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · Dec 20

therapist: and would you say you use juvenile humour in order to avoid having to handle difficult topics?
me: no, but I handled your mom last night

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 8h

*the mayo family quietly slip in tearfully*

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 8h

something cheerful and whimsical. NO CRYING

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 8h

this will be sad but necessary

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 8h

🥹 poor baby tomato

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 8h

omg. I don’t think I can take such graphic violence

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 8h

*chillis from the hot sauce community come to pay their respects*

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 8h

*brings out a piece of lettuce to lay on bottle shaped casket*

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 8h

good effort. 5 stars for that. now please tell the rest of the class to keep up

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 9h

i am still waiting, people

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 9h

*congregation breaks out into "Amazing Grace"*

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 9h

thousands of tomatoes had to die for your ketchup you bastard

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 9h

do it in the right place and we have a Philly cheese steak