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Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name)

@torsionham.bsky.social

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Envisioner of the Planet Of The Horses. Veteran potato observer. Sample text. Profile pic by @frovo.bsky.social

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Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · Jul 21

Psst kid, wanna buy some... [opens trench coat, briefcases fall out and trench coats spill out of the briefcases]

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 17h

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · Oct 17

sorry that it is my duty to report that [I am] getting dangerously strong 2012 vibes this evening

Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · 18h

Anyone else drive past the car that had turned over onto its roof off the edge of the A48 westbound on Saturday 20 September 2025?

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22h

Adverse Camembert

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Cartoon of a road sign depicting a ring of cheese with a wedge cut out of it, labelled as 'Adverse Camembert'

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Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · 1d

Had a dream my friend was secretly keeping a dog in a hole in the floor in his house. Woke up and everything about my body was wrong. Various limbs were numb, my eyes were crusted shut and my neck and pretty much all my body parts were at horrible angles

Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · 1d

They should make books that turn you into greasy, enormous boars

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 1d

I don't normally ask much of my followers but I need you all to come to my house and build a monolith in the garden

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Dismissing my grandparents as "ancestor slop"

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Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · 1d

⚠️ The FAA has issued a category 5 horse warning

Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · 2d

ME: Before we begin, I should probably let you know I have a small penis

JOB INTERVIEWER: I didn't want to know that

Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · 2d

old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 3d

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Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · 3d

I have decided to be appalled

Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · 3d

Creating so much porridge that it’s going to become your problem very soon

Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · 5d

MFW, as a seasoned British Airways pilot, I get takeoff clearance

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Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · Aug 2

Arby's Conference Venues: We Have The Meets™

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Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · 5d

Arby's would like a word with you

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 5d

They’ve set us loose among a field of man made cylindrical structures that are brimming with flesh, no idea where it’s coming from but we’ve been given tools for the harvest to begin

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Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · 5d

ME: Give it to me straight, doc

DOCTOR: I'm afraid you have Hepatitis C Syndrome

ME: What's that

DOCTOR: It's a condition whereby you have Hepatitis C