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Torberg M. Tonnessen
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Torberg M. Tonnessen ("Tor") (he/him/his) Got tired of using "Antisocial Misanthrope" as my display name; sorry for any confusion. NYC origin; Baltimore resident Husband of @lynbelzer.bsky.social
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Very bad news. Teen Vogue was doing work other journalists were not.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
OP is also reminding me of John Hodgman, but I don't think Hodgman has gone that grey yet.
I coincidentally just finished re-listening to the Stephen Briggs-read audiobook of this yesterday. Three cheers for the Enoch Pratt Free Library (and therefore @prattworkers.bsky.social) and the Libby app.
I see the resemblance, but I don't think so. Here's how he looked just a few years ago (playing She-Hulk's dad).
“Everything is magic when you don’t know what it is. Your sliding rule is a magic wand to most people.”

- Moist von Lipwig to Dick Simnel, from Raising Steam by Terry Pratchett
My 11 year-old declared that he's going AImish (eschewing AI in the way that the Amish avoid certain technolgies). He was frustrated that some kids don't know how to use a calculator, even, because they're over-reliant on AI. To course correct, he's been teaching himself to use a slide rule.
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I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
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WHO IS THE ADMINISTRATOR OF
THE PRESIDENCY???

#WITAOTP
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
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“I consider my business settled with the people I wronged” belongs in the @theradr.bsky.social museum of bad apologies
Go fuck yourself
I said to my cat a few weeks back: "Why are you so suspicious? Just eat the drugged food!"
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Those sisters were doin' it for themselves.
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I am dying laughing as one kid, who took a little longer to pick bc he didn’t want candy (braces), saw the Declaration of Independence and then had to run to catch up w/ his friends, unsuccessfully yelling over their howls and hoots “Guys - guys, guys - GUYS! I GOT A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!!!”
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So I have a Friday story for you. It’s one I promised to tell before. The themes are “seek help when you need it” and “communicating with family is important” but also “pay attention to how your coms work.”

/1
And by 7:30 I had gone through 845 pieces of candy and 2 gallons of apple cider.

'Twas a good night.
First trick-or-treaters arrived around 4:45, though there isn't really anyone else yet. But I'm out on the front steps with the bowl of candy, a crockpot full of warm apple cider, and a bunch of little cups (and a mug, for me).
Yeah, some more just came by (5:05), but your time projections are largely applicable here, too.
First trick-or-treaters arrived around 4:45, though there isn't really anyone else yet. But I'm out on the front steps with the bowl of candy, a crockpot full of warm apple cider, and a bunch of little cups (and a mug, for me).
Or your local branch of the Pratt likely has a scanner you can use for that and any other old photos.
I've been picking up one bag during each weekly grocery trip for roughly the past two months. Didn't want to have to get a whole bunch at once.
I'm fairly certain I'll make it through much of the evening.
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This is how.
Every Dem, please, this is how.
EVERYONE in the media, please!!
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
Ooh, I need to remember this. Alas, everything I bought for today has chocolate.
New innovation: chocolate/no chocolate bowls.
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Elie Mystal on why the GOP needs the illusion of a Trump third term
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"A.i." is controlled by right wing billionaires who are channeling bullshit into your brains. Do not use it.
I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...