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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1h

a woman in a purple shirt is holding a water bottle in a kitchen .

Alt: a woman in a purple shirt is holding a water bottle in a kitchen .

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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 20h

Just remembered the guy that got stuck in the urn

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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 1d

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 17h

The Triple Down

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Braaaaaaaaains Spears @briankspears.bsky.social · 21h

When the weather gets cooler I start putting the hats I crochet into our Little Free Library with a note letting people know they’re free to anyone with a cold head.

A little free library with a lot of books and 3 crocheted beanie hats

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h

you can get $300 when you bet $5 on draftkings using promo code INTEGRITY

George Pearkes @peark.es · 1d

oh okay no concerns then

*DRAFTKINGS SAYS IT WORKS WITH NBA TO ENSURE BETTING INTEGRITY

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 22h

Who goes on the Mount Crashmore of bumps? Foley, Jeff Hardy, Darby Allin and Spike Dudley?

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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d

“ITS THE MID-SOUTH RAHVALRY DADDEH”

DUSTY RHODES WEARIN A BLACK HAT AND A DENIM JACKET, HE’S A COWBOY RIDIN ON THE END OF A LIGHTNING BOLT, AND HE’S COMING FOR YOU RIC FLAIR, HE WANTS THE GOLD DADDEH

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 23h

What is it with cartoon birds being drawn wearing the strangest getups?

Anyways, wearing nothing but shoes and sporting giant letters (drawn? tattooed?) on your chest is now called jay hawking.

Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think I like the Jayhawk all hornt up

This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1d

Wes Chatham as Amos might be my favorite character in any show ever.

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1d

What. The. Fuck.

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1d

G'morning

Sunrise picture. Lots of pretty colors mixed up with a cool cloud formation.

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1d

Which one of y'all runs this page??

"This sand-filled condom from Long Island was choked down in the 1750s by the likes of Thomas Jefferson at Monticello, George Washington at Mount Vernon, and Benjamin Franklin as he declared it his favorite apple."

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Dapo Adeola @dapsdraws.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1d

Either way, in today’s world, aside from being excellent for apple cider production, the Newtown Pippin is a tasteless hunk of malformed donkey shit that should’ve been abolished during the reign of King George III.

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1d

Perhaps the Newtown Pippin was once a great apple whose quality has degraded over the centuries like the crumbling democracy the Founding Fathers established. Or perhaps, after decades of eating pigeon pie and squirrel meat, these wooden-toothed slave owners’ taste buds are not to be trusted.

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1d

Which one of y'all runs this page??

"This sand-filled condom from Long Island was choked down in the 1750s by the likes of Thomas Jefferson at Monticello, George Washington at Mount Vernon, and Benjamin Franklin as he declared it his favorite apple."

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1d

Apples for me. I don't care if gala or red delicious are half the price of cosmic or honeycrisp. Also, I've only ever heard of baking apples, never seen one get roasted.

Lowest ranked apple by AppleRankings:
Newton Pippin Apples
"Long Island's Sand-Filled Condom"
19 (out of 100) vomitous filth

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah you do. This one is 1b with March madness 1a.

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1d

Going to rewrite the lyrics to Little Pink Houses based solely on this article and these paragraphs in particular.

Questions began to arise after an investigation was launched into funds missing from a middle school baseball league. That league raised $15,000 through a fundraiser and Natalie, as its treasurer, oversaw the bank accounts.

Members of the league committee became suspicious when almost all the money disappeared from the account. Private investigator James Quesenberry was hired to track down the missing funds.

"There were purchases to TJ Maxx, purchases to Olive Garden," Quesenberry said. "And then, when I started adding it up, I'm like, $32,000 in one night, you raise for two sports teams, and it all just disappears. I mean, there's no way to rectify that."

According to Quesenberry, Natalie was the only person with access to the bank accounts. This raised concerns for some members of the league who were also investors in Natalie and Michael's government contracting business.

This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1d

And it's not because he thinks he'll have to make any kind of last stand or anything, he just thinks the guy was really great and had some great ideas.

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actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 1d

Trail Blazers fans have achieved the mythical "our team started out 0-1 and now the head coach is going to jail" that college football fans have dreamed of for years

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 1d

Tag yourself. I'm Scruli.

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 1d

READ the NBA gambling indictment here: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 2d

I, Robot? Nah more like Pie, Robot.

This is Hog @thisishog.bsky.social · 2d

Or the admin deciding to start approving more applications up front because, fuck it who cares at this point.

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