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Alex Balls
@theunorthodox.bsky.social
5.9K followers 1.1K following 29K posts
Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him. ACAB Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · Oct 17
Tapping the fuck out of this sign for all the transphobes and any other dipshit bigots:
David Lynch with overlaid text that says FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 2h
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 2h
Valid
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 2h
💨💨
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 2h
I should probably say something like “welcome new followers! ☺️” but honestly who gives a shit
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 2h
What if I want them to
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 2h
What else are we supposed to do
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 2h
It should be
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 2h
I’m here you artikaas bitch? Idk
A box featuring the brand name artikaas which also says “The art of Gouda”
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 4h
That opening riff on Master’s Apprentices goes so fucking hard
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heathen king @heathenking.bsky.social · 5h
Welcome to Bluesky
Some of your friends are here.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1d
Watching Tim pool discuss history is like watching a dog try to use a calculator
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 5h
They’re gonna be totally hot dude
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🐿Klovar🐿 @klovar.cc · Aug 15
i hope i live long enough to see mr beast die
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الكسندرا ميراي @lexialex.bsky.social · 10h
Folks, Israel is not letting aid in which means Palestinians continue to have to buy fought on the black market from Israel sponsored gangs. If you can donate a little money to the fundraisers we're posting, you can keep someone alive. Palestinians wouldn't beg if they didn't have to.
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UNRWA @unrwa.org · 10h
UNRWA has enough food outside #Gaza to supply people there for 3 months, amid desperate need. Our teams stand ready to deliver it.

But despite the #ceasefire, the Israeli Authorities’ block on UNRWA bringing any supplies into Gaza still continues.

Let us get aid into Gaza at the full scale needed.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 20h
If I could live at any point in history I’d go back in time to the days of the Dino riders
Dino rider riding a Dino adorned with many laser turrets
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 8h
I just about choked before I realized what the prompt was
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 17h
Ya know what else had a Big Dumper? A certain band’s tour bus
Dave Matthews is seated in Seattle for the Blue Jays and Mariners game
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 15h
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 17h
welcome to Bluesky, where you may lay your dump truck down
Thomas the tank engine dumptruck ass
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 16h
Exactly
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Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 16h
thats right
alf with a progesterone ass
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 16h
I sure hope so, I mean if anyone ever earned it
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16h
[at Taz's funeral] to me, he was a tasmanian ANGEL (begins to sob)
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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 16h
We used to be a proper country
Photo of an old McDonald's ad featuring an enormous mcrib sandwich, a soda in a Flintstones themed cup, and a large fries with a picture of John Goodman as Fred Flintstone on it. "Only 2.99" and "grand poobah meal it's super sized!" Feature.
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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 16h
Thank you for your service 🫡
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