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Joe
@thethirdjoe.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, professional GM. I post about my pets, X-Men, games, and occasionally DC politics. He/him. Also thethirdjoe on Discord.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18h
Judge Orders Columbus Statue Removed And Melted Down Into Pinkie Rings For Local Italians https://theonion.com/judge-orders-columbus-statue-removed-and-melted-down-in-1851178112/
Judge Orders Columbus Statue Removed And Melted Down Into Pinkie Rings For Local Italians
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Jonah @anotherjonah.bsky.social · 1d
This morning I was filming ICE abducting sometime in Petworth. One of the agents told me "the last US citizen that did this he put in cuffs all the way to the courtroom".
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DC Attorney General Brian Schwalb @dcattorneygeneral.bsky.social · 1d
Long before becoming the District of Columbia, these lands were home to indigenous peoples.

Native American artifacts have been found all over DC, including Rock Creek Park, Anacostia, the Arboretum, Van Ness, the Palisades, Capitol Hill, and even the White House.
Drawn map of indigenous sites in Washington, DC.
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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 1d
Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.
“I always say about people who do method acting, you only ever see people do the method when they’re playing an assholes,” Pattinson said in an interiew with Variety in November. “You never see someone being lovely to everyone while they’re really deep in character.”
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 1d
Some real @asterionhex.monster content
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Kalvin’s Haunted Arcade @kalvinsarcade.bsky.social · 1d
So I got a #Battletech Gothic box for my girlfriend. I let her pick the Atlas config and she picked the Pope-hat one stating “he reminds me of Papa from Ghost.” Inspiration struck so I had to get to work! Makes a great #Halloween project! #mechwarrior #miniatures #minispainting #tabletopgaming #WIP
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KeganExe, A Spooky Ghost @keganexe.com · 1d
Twink Peans
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NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 3d
The Virginia Senate just told UVA it’s not getting state funding if it accepts the compact since UVA exists to serve Virginia, its residents, & their interests—not be a tool of the federal govt. Scoop from our student newspaper, who’ve been doing vital reporting www.cavalierdaily.com/article/2025...
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 2d
He couldn't even get people to watch a Trent Reznor music video?
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 3d
Watching my husband watch Twin Peaks for the first time
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 3d
The Sentinels will always be my favorite Jack Kirby robot design
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 4d
I didn't know there were this many unique kinds of losers
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 5d
The character actor power couple

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Carrie Preston thought husband Michael Emerson was gay when they met
When Carrie Preston first met her husband of 27 years, Michael Emerson, she dismissed her instant crush, thinking he was gay. 'Okay, another crush on the gay guys,' she lamented.
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Kody Okamoto @kodyisover.com · 6d
So just once again reiterating, if you wanna be a patron of my art, every dollar of your support goes really, REALLY far in making a tangible difference in my life.

patreon.com/kodyisover
subscribestar.adult/kodyisover
ko-fi.com/kodyisover
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 6d
10 horror movies to get to know me by

⛓️Hellraiser
🐝Candyman
🥩Grave/Raw
👻El orfanato/The Orphanage
🪱Alien
🤱Mama
🪦Pamyo/Exhuma
📷Lake Mungo
🏚️The Haunting of Hill House
🦉A Wounded Fawn
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The Ken in Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 6d
10 horror movies to get to know me by

🚑 Return of the Living Dead
🥩 Ravenous
💃 From Dusk Till Dawn
🧛‍♂️ Nosferatu
📚 In the Mouth of Madness
☎️ Skinamarink
🪓 The Shining
🖐 Evil Dead II
🕶 Near Dark
📷 Lake Mungo
scumbelievable.bsky.social
Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 6d
10 horror movies to get to know me by

🦇Bram Stoker's Dracula
✝️The Devils
🍼Rosemary's Baby
👻The Medium
👫Possession
📹Lost Highway
💉Audition
🐸The Wicker Man ('73)
⚫Under the Skin
♦️The Neon Demon
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 5d
Maybe she just really likes Orks
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wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 7d
Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 6d
10 horror movies to get to know me by

⛓️Hellraiser
🐝Candyman
🥩Grave/Raw
👻El orfanato/The Orphanage
🪱Alien
🤱Mama
🪦Pamyo/Exhuma
📷Lake Mungo
🏚️The Haunting of Hill House
🦉A Wounded Fawn
kenlowery.bsky.social
The Ken in Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 6d
10 horror movies to get to know me by

🚑 Return of the Living Dead
🥩 Ravenous
💃 From Dusk Till Dawn
🧛‍♂️ Nosferatu
📚 In the Mouth of Madness
☎️ Skinamarink
🪓 The Shining
🖐 Evil Dead II
🕶 Near Dark
📷 Lake Mungo
scumbelievable.bsky.social
Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 6d
10 horror movies to get to know me by

🦇Bram Stoker's Dracula
✝️The Devils
🍼Rosemary's Baby
👻The Medium
👫Possession
📹Lost Highway
💉Audition
🐸The Wicker Man ('73)
⚫Under the Skin
♦️The Neon Demon
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 6d
And the editing has never been funnier
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 6d
They all look so good
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 6d
That top right box
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 6d
So excited to see my spooky drag show return
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · Sep 3
Seeing Dragula tonight 🦇
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 6d
I've had that happen once in my life and I think she followed me from the metro
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 6d
It's impressive how Gavin Newsome seems bad even for a California governor
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 7d
She'd be a great Kitana, but they already cast her