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i found my favorite glados portal glamour shots :) i will have more favorite moments in the comments i’m sure - stick around! god i loved being her.
glados having a great time at a bar during the christmas season. probably drinking something classy and not anything chel could even pronounce. it is my cosplay. photography by unicornjack me as glados in christmas garland - she is enjoying a classy christmas and owning the space. photography by unicornjack me as glados with a turret at a granite table , photography by unicornjack
like a ginny fizzy margarita, extra floral. sunny and bright a little tart
we went out and i drank a beautiful potion
it’s me in a dimly lit restaurant with my beautiful drink the blossom child - a beautifully flowery drink from the red rabbit
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Gonna stop responding to people trying to make vibe explanations to me about the 00s and just posting 80s-00s era controversies today.

Starting with: Fox news used to love photoshopping jewish journalists into der sturmer like creations:
Journalist Jacques Steinberg edited to look like an antisemitic cartoon.
need to find somewhere to be dressed up as a fairy for halloween now
best 30 rock bit tjat entered the entire throuple’s lexicon is when jack makes liz eat his steak in front of him since he can’t eat them anymore and she eats it in like 10 seconds and she’s like “a dog ate it. came out of nowhere”

so whenever we eat anything fast that’s what we say.
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Bro what are you talking about, George Bush’s dad had business ties to THE ACTUAL NAZIS
as conservatives, the party of selfish shitheads, they were indeed shitheads, often racist to boot. but the GOP used to have some taboos. "I love Hitler" would have been FAR over the line even for Dixiecrats bsky.app/profile/bill...
There is a double game at play tho among the people saying what marcotte is.

Its true not "every" Republican was like this but what's also true is.... A whole lot of them have been!

They were in the reagan and GWB coalition too.

The "not everyone" crowd needs to accept that "a lot" of them were
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bluesky does not need group DMs, group DMs are breeding grounds for madness.
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you can lead a ham to burger but you can't make it help
bravely suppressing a panic attack over the thought of having to sleep without my stuffed animals for a couple nights
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drew my friend's quilava named Mongrel

[Originally posted October 22, 2015]
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smoking weed, watching a compilation of harvey and salem being best bros from sabrina the teenage witch on youtube. everything is Good.
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball
you miss 100% of the hamburgers you don’t help
nah don’t even wanna play with ai shit
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Found a new artist to investigate, today.

James Tissot, "Jesus Ministered to by Angels." 1886-1894.
James Tissot, "Jesus Ministered to by Angels." 1886-1894. A painting of Jesus prone on the ground, surrounded by gray shades reaching towards him.
it’s very, very true. it just keeps repeating and happening all over again. once you see the pattern it gets hard to unsee it.
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When you've done all your tasks and don't know what to do next

Alternatively when you have done none of your tasks
it checks - keith raniere is just l. ron hubbard without the deployment trauma