The Evening Primrose
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The Evening Primrose
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I went 3-0 at the Flesh and Blood event.

Not bad for my first time ever playing.

Had a blast
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since ezra klein is on my mind now: it's funny that in all the debates about Abundance, there never seems to be any dealing with the fact that it has no defense mechanism. what the plan when - not if - developers jerk their chain, use loopholes, renege on agreements?

just "they'd never do that."
Can you confirm that 2000xResist will be a Tony Hawk style skateboarding game
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Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.
You're doing customer service while I bust in her cervix
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the plan for officially converting the US into an open fascist dictatorship relies pretty heavily on millions of hamilton fans waiting for democrats to save them.
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It's funny that the headline about the Vegas cybertruck cop cars keep saying it's the largest fleet.

It's 10 incelmobiles. 10, all purchased by a billionaire epstein buddy off elon

Meanwhile every dead mall has hundreds of em sitting there rusting and ticking down til inevitable battery fire
I believe someone on reddit did the math years ago
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This is quite a story: the US employed every strongarm tactic available, including personal threats against delegates and their families, to derail an agreement on reducing shipping emissions that was almost finalized. on.ft.com/47lq3dZ
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nuclear power is so stupid "i found a rock that makes water super hot when i fire my particle gun at it" how about you get a fucking job
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Censorship is now coming for your dnd and your warhammer and your farming sim, they don't care if it's not adult content. They wanted everything
MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”

fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale?
Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future
fintechmagazine.com
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Wario - Die Fart t-shirt is $18 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/CyN7nm7 #ad
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do you want to bust like a fire hydrant? try the cumstack:

1000mg of L-Arginine 2x/day (may cause diarrhea)
100mg of Pygeum 2x/day (heart palpitations)
15-50 mg of zinc daily (flu like symptoms)
1200mg of Sunflower lecithin 2x/day (diarrhea)
200mcg of selenium 2x/day (metallic taste)
😨

It is seven o’clock in the morning.
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愛を集めてみました!🫶😊

2025年間描いた七咲
#アマガミ #七咲逢
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New Nora WIP up on Patreon!
Their idea of foreplay takes over a century
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Hi, I’m a small business owner running for local school board and I believe in 3 things:

1) pledge allegiance to Israel or die

2) kids don’t need to know how to read

3) bring back God in our communities

4) Everything I’ve ever seen on Facebook

Vote for me, Grawson Hamngley