Drew Davenport
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Drew Davenport
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I like retro video games and weird movies, like all those broken people born in the late 80s.
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I ask this every time I reach into the potato chip bag for another handful.
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Jeff Bezos collected the Child Tax Credit last year because billionaires claim they don't make money by taking out loans against their wealth instead of actually spending it

He collected the fucking Child Tax Credit

Buy that whole foods sushi with SNAP
“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
I need the Toyota spider chair. I need that Toyota Dr. Octopus from Spider-verse chair. I need that Toyota mean, green, walking machine chair.
Yep! Not the bang I wanted to end on
The 2000s was a very rough decade for horror, but 3/4 of these ones really shined tonight!
Sat down for the 2000s Terror-thon!!! I’m hoping for some Dog Soldiers but I’m here for whatever!!!
This November the New Bev spotlights Burt Lancaster, highlights the work of Bill Forsyth, presents a special 35mm first-run engagement of Osgood Perkins’ new film Keeper, plus family matinees, midnights, and more! Let us know what you’re most excited to see!
Embrace the fur, kill the hunter.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
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Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
Actual ghouls. One day we will know all their names.
“They have fun while doing it, which is deeply disturbing. We expect some level of decorum from government officials,” says Phoebe, a member of Harbor Area Peace Patrols.

The full story: lataco.com/federal-immi...

By Aisha Wallace-Palomares
Its fun, the sequel is more arcade action that horror but I think I like it more.
We make sure to get one big one every year, we call it The Bruiser
Monster Squad with Diet Coke and Dominos Pizza. 80’s Devil’s Night achieved!
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Nards
Change one letter, ruin a candy

*Ahem*

Hershey's Dookies & Cream

Thank you.
change one letter, ruin a candy.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cum
The mask reminds me of Cyber Sub-Zero
Golden.Calf.AI is really gonna disrupt the space