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Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Jul 23

Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!

Me: Are there any jays?

Host: No sorry

Me: I'd like to buy an owl

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 40m

Good morning my lovelies 🌞

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 10h

optometrist (using the lens machine thing): which one looks better, 1 or 2?

me, about to ask them to switch back and forth for the 3rd time: is the sweet release of oblivion an option

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 3h

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3h

What is the Pamela Anderson Project?

Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3h

Me: but god where were you when there was only one set of footprints in the sand?

God: Oh that. That's when I left to play some beach volleyball and show off my sick moves

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 9h

When no one was looking I snuck a bottle of roll-on salad dressing—a completely made-up product—into the town’s time capsule.

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3h

Omg wake up y'all bc I can't sleep so you shouldn't either

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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 3h

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 9, Episode 8

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 3h

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 1d

so what if I unplugged your life support to charge my phone AITA

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 5h

if you would, just put me back where you found me when you’re done, thanks

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 4h

The water looks great but I have not been in it yet. Stuart went in (with his watch on) so it will be finished for good.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 8h

If I wasn’t meant to store stuff in my cleavage, it wouldn’t be called a rack

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3h

Now listening to Tako Tsubo by L'Impératrice 🎶😍😍😍

Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3h

*goes to Spain*

*runs with bulls, lift weights with bulls, swim with bulls and really just devise a fitness plan based on their needs*

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3h

It's yt rabbit hole time y'all 🐰

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 4h

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 4h

Me: im ready to play my game 🎮😍

Windows: fuck off im forcing you to do an update rn

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 4h

My girlfriend kept saying I should treat her like a princess.

So I forced her to marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.