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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling

@tcolahan.bsky.social

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He/him, mid 40's, solo adventurer. Floating on an island in the unceded Snuneymuxw Nation. PT "Clerks" Clerk and CCG store clerk. I collect Magic The Gathering sets. I love ALL Star Trek, Futurama, MST3k and Rifftrax. But #1 is Babylon 5!

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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 27m

I challenge any/all tech bros to find the power button on a modern desktop computer. Shh, don't tell them we didn't plug in the power cable.

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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 2h

Hey. Just wanted to remind y'all that this is coming. Look. Look! I convinced Wizards of the Coast to let me write a print MAGIC THE GATHERING novel!

A book cover reading MAGIC THE GATHERING | STRIXHAVEN | OMENS OF CHAOS, showing a blonde woman in a school uniform, standing inside a dome of magic. The author credit is given as SEANAN MCGUIRE, NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR. At the top of the image is a banner reading "Coming February 17, 2026."

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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 49m

It retrospect I must have been playing as BoS because after getting my pre-war tech from Cambridge (a used 286) we headed back north!

Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 50m

Ok, I LOVE Fallout 4! When I was 19 my mom took us to visit her sister and family who lived near Lexington, I got as far as Cambridge, one day we drove to Salem. It's the only game in the series I as a Canadian have reference points for, it's also the LAST Fallout game I would re-release! 🤪

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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 2h

happy birthday Weird Al 🥳

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Michael Broussard @michaelbroussard.myatproto.social · 7h

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 5h

On this day in 1994, MST3K: Mitchell premiered and marked the start of the Mike era! www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-mitchell

MST3K: Mitchell

What word could be used to describe the majesty that is Mitchell? Simply put, nothing at all - save the tersely whispered name itself: Mitchell. Yes, Joe Don Baker is Mitchell, and much like his favor...

www.rifftrax.com

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22h

I've got friends in low places*

*mole people

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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 6h

Just a guy in a suit working at the gas station

A selfie of Rook Saproling, a 47 year old white guy with brown hair and beard. He’s standing outside a convenience store with a wall and window visible behind him

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Sarah @mixuen.bsky.social · 12h

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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 7h

Can you beam some down to the gas station?

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Ghoul-jin Rondo @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 8h

Carol Kane

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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 8h

An Egg McMuffin, a cup of coffee and a McDonald's-branded 1.5 inch Panasonic tv... the recipe for the perfect morning (1986)

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Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet.bsky.social · 17h

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 9h

Opinion: It’s Actually Kind of Ridiculous That Raccoon City Police Would Bother to Cite Me for Public Masturbation

Okay, I fully admit I’m in the wrong here, but there’s just been a lot going on lately and I needed a way to release…

hard-drive.net

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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 17h

It's Science.

star trek deep space nine fan art illustration of Jadzia Dax. Her arms are crossed in front of her, she looks annoyed. To the right, the colorful text says "trans people existing does nothing negative to your life you cry baby bitch."

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Tabitha Fringe Chase @tabby676.bsky.social · 10h

Today in 1923 actor, director, and screenwriter, of Manos the Hands of Fate: Harold P. Warren was born.
#MST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @dumb-industries.com @jackeyneymanjones.bsky.social

Still from Manos the Hands of Fate. Harold P Warren in his costume from Manos the Hands of Fate and the text “Hal Warren”

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Earl Grey: 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 @earlgreymemes.club · 1d

curated meme by unknown author; it's a Dungeons & Dragons game with Star Trek characters; first panel is a grizzled old dungeon master with his materials sitting in front of him, with text: You must venture into Cargo Bay 3, but beware the dangers that lurk there; second panel is Worf of TNG with text: Dangers? In the cargo bay? P'takh! third panel is a D20 showing a natural 1; last panel is a shot from "Ethics" of Worf laying face down in the cargo bay with a toppled blue barrel next to him

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Admiral Funnest Frontier 🏴‍☠️🖖 @deckslower.bsky.social · 1d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 1d

Just sayin'...

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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 1d

God damn do I hate gentrified Nanaimo....

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Boo-ly, Li'l Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 1d

I would unironically play Super Nintendo NewsRadio if you could push Matthew and Joe down the elevator shaft or make them eat the crunchy sandwiches from the vending machine.

Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · Nov 17

Gamers rejoice!

This Black Friday, all new Disney Prime Gold members receive 3 months of Nintendo Switch Online. Access all your retro favorites, only the best of the best... free!

The Crying Game for the Nintendo Entertainment System

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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 1d

I hope the bonus level lets you play as Jon Lovitz beating up Andy Dick in a bar.

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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 1d

george is fuckin ECSTATIC

screenshot of friday the 13th for nes. george has a big ol smile on his face

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True Blue Riffcast @trueblueriffcast.com · 1d

From tonight's episode: Pick 4 @rifftrax.com to defend you.

Choose four to defend you. The rest attack you. Rollergator, Feeders Alien, Octaman, The ghosts from Demons of Ludlow, Rem Lezar, Suburban Sasquatch, The Master, Gumby, The BIRDEMIC Birds, Lumpy, The Genie, Ice Cream Bunny, Clown Doll from Ghosthouse, Tommy Wiseau, Dracula, and Duffy the Cat.

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