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I build things out of wood, metal, and concrete. And sometimes flour, yeast, water, and salt. AVI by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · Jan 3

After the last several years, I even take salt with a grain of salt.

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 3h

in a love hate relationship with love

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 4h

💀

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 4h

so what if I unplugged your life support to charge my phone AITA

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 6h

the irony does the ironing as karma takes the wheel

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 12h

I love it when I am doing cool stuff and people say things about my age or my wrinkles or otherwise point out that I am not 23 years old because that confirms that we need more people who aren’t 23 years old doing cool stuff

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 7h

*whisperer

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 7h

Like minds
bsky.app/profile/subt...

subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 28d

*reverse mortgage dept at the bank
Sir, there's a cowgirl in the lobby...

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 12d

Hey boy, are you a California Redwood tree? Bc you're like...
tall and stuff...

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 7h

Omg

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10h

I read a book about prophecies. It was pretty predictable

The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 10h

I'm reading a book about premature ejaculation. I can't wait to finish.

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13h

I started reading the first book in a series on infomercials. But wait- there’s more!

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 7h

😉

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momo @momo-xxx.bsky.social · 9h

Buongiorno

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 12h

😂

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 12h

Don’t try to be cool, just be yourself. Being yourself makes you cool.

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 12h

If the shrimp comes in on the shrimp boat, what do the crabs come in on?

Captain's dinghy

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 13h

Stahhhp

subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 13h

Billy Idol: 👀🤔

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 13h

😂

subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 14h

😞

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 14h

*why are men more than 30 seconds

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 14h

Waterfail

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 14h

I have seen women complain about him before. Blocked him some time ago.

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carnitas.bsky.social @carnitas.bsky.social · 14h

I’ll start, he’s made multiple female friends feel unsafe on the internet. Do you know how shitty you have to be to make someone feel unsafe on the internet ??

carnitas.bsky.social @carnitas.bsky.social · 15h

Hey dang. Doomkick is a sex pest. If you would like to share your story, please do so here

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carnitas.bsky.social @carnitas.bsky.social · 15h

Hey dang. Doomkick is a sex pest. If you would like to share your story, please do so here

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 14h

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