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Stevie Subrizi's skeleton!!! ⚰️💀
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poet; singer-songwriter; maker of bedroom indie pop; union queer; 30 or 40 years old; Jewish greater-Bostonian; newly minted Orioles fan; winner of at least one contest; free Palestine 🇵🇸 [email protected] https://steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/
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free download codes for the "box set" version of my 2015 horror album Evil Beds! get 'em while they're hot!

this is 33 tracks for 0 dollars—best deal in town, imho
"surely, your class rage and legal entitlement to triple damages on almost $400 are outweighed by your compassion for someone who makes thousands of dollars in passive income every month while you worry about losing SNAP benefits—" first of all, let me tell you that i *have* prayed on this
my father is trying to talk me out of filling my small claim in favor of asking for my security deposit money back nicely (again) because court "might not be worth the aggravation," and...lol. rofl, for that matter
getting ready to sue my old landlord today 😈
getting ready to sue my old landlord today 😈
during whatever time i spend not watching horror movies
honestly, i do believe in local gardening as *a* protection against food insecurity, and mutual aids are having *some* success with it, but as it stands, we know it just won't be nearly sufficient to feed everybody every day. capitalism is a mighty bitch
as somebody who's probably about to lose their SNAP benefits, let me just say that if you try to tell me i should start a garden or learn to forage, i will scream
as somebody who's probably about to lose their SNAP benefits, let me just say that if you try to tell me i should start a garden or learn to forage, i will scream
tfw that gum you like comes back in style
Twin Peaks: The Man From Another Place.
it's pretty easy to get a tattoo that isn't Nazi-related. most tattoos are not Nazi-related, so you just have to avoid picking one of the relatively few that are. pick an image that means something to you other than "i dig Nazism"
Stevie here. they/them or she/her pronouns

i love all of god's beautiful pasta shapes, but if i have to pick a least favorite, it's elbow macaroni. it's the only shape that's only really good for one dish
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
it's time for me to get ready for the midnight horror marathon i'm going to on Saturday night. mentally, i am already in line
today is the day that GG Allin truly became president
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
very rude of this jacket to look so slick on me that i was forced to buy it
if you're hosting an open mic and the list is full, you've got to keep your spiel tight and your schtick minimal. the audience wants the performances, and the performers are all waiting to spill their guts up there
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
*pointing at the tv, impossibly smug, just being a total fucking know-it-all asshole* see, i told you. i knew it. people don't like when there's Kings.
"oh grow up, Lemon"
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
having to throw Thom Yorke into the same drawer where i keep Morrissey feels both gutwrenching and completely natural
total disrespect both to the legendery sauce Alfredo and to the noble cabbage, which enhances dumplings and winter soups alike. unacceptable
I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts

bsky.app/profile/did:...
just now, my cat and i were both watching the same crows fly around the telephone pole outside our window, albeit for different reasons. still, a nice moment
glad i'm just a well-wisher and not an actual Seattle Mariners fan right now tbqh