Stevie Subrizi 🏳️⚧️🪬
@steviesubrizi.bsky.social
poet; singer-songwriter; maker of bedroom indie pop; union queer; 30 or 40 years old; Jewish greater-Bostonian; newly minted Orioles fan; winner of at least one contest; free Palestine 🇵🇸
[email protected]
https://steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/
[email protected]
https://steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/
Pinned
i am lifting my self-imposed ban on Orioles Thought to pray that the draft treats my birds well tonight 🙏🐦⬛🧡
until, let's say, March, i am resolved that my only thoughts about the Orioles will be "it sure is a shame about last season" and "i am a fan of the Baltimore Orioles." for now, in the palace of my mind, people like Mike Elias simply do not exist
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i am lifting my self-imposed ban on Orioles Thought to pray that the draft treats my birds well tonight 🙏🐦⬛🧡
Hillary Clinton, my people have a saying: "go and fuck your own mouth"
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hillary Clinton, my people have a saying: "go and fuck your own mouth"
The Town That Canceled Christmas. this is money on the table right here
has anybody ever made a Christmas movie where all the characters know that there's a Santa Claus, but no one likes him and whenever he comes around to spread cheer, they're all like,"get the fuck out of here, Santa. we're tired of your shit"
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Town That Canceled Christmas. this is money on the table right here
has anybody ever made a Christmas movie where all the characters know that there's a Santa Claus, but no one likes him and whenever he comes around to spread cheer, they're all like,"get the fuck out of here, Santa. we're tired of your shit"
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
has anybody ever made a Christmas movie where all the characters know that there's a Santa Claus, but no one likes him and whenever he comes around to spread cheer, they're all like,"get the fuck out of here, Santa. we're tired of your shit"
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December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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thank you, The Jungle of Somerville, Mass! (videos tk)
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
thank you, The Jungle of Somerville, Mass! (videos tk)
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
thank you, The Jungle of Somerville, Mass! (videos tk)
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
thank you, The Jungle of Somerville, Mass! (videos tk)
please help my friend Andrew find work for an employer that doesn't suck so bad
Got the semi-anticipated "we're dissolving your team" email at work today. No layoffs but my only choices are a very difficult job outside of my tech skill level or a normal data job where your every move is monitored
Is your place of business hiring
Is your place of business hiring
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
please help my friend Andrew find work for an employer that doesn't suck so bad
bambina's first all'assassina
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
bambina's first all'assassina
whoa whoa whoa. wait a minute. stop. Quentin Tarantino talked his shit about Paul Dano on *Bret Easton Ellis's* **podcast**? you all buried the lede on how stupid this is
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
whoa whoa whoa. wait a minute. stop. Quentin Tarantino talked his shit about Paul Dano on *Bret Easton Ellis's* **podcast**? you all buried the lede on how stupid this is
yesterday, i worked an opening shift at a holiday market and then played a hot set at a rock show, and i feel that i now deserve to sleep for the next 2–3 days
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
yesterday, i worked an opening shift at a holiday market and then played a hot set at a rock show, and i feel that i now deserve to sleep for the next 2–3 days
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Are you bored, have some ducats and would love to check out a wonderful artist at Somerville? Your chance is tonight.
dress rehearsal
The Jungle – Union Square, Somerville – Sunday, 12/7 – 9pm
The Jungle – Union Square, Somerville – Sunday, 12/7 – 9pm
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Are you bored, have some ducats and would love to check out a wonderful artist at Somerville? Your chance is tonight.
TONIGHT
dress rehearsal
The Jungle – Union Square, Somerville – Sunday, 12/7 – 9pm
The Jungle – Union Square, Somerville – Sunday, 12/7 – 9pm
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
TONIGHT
dress rehearsal
The Jungle – Union Square, Somerville – Sunday, 12/7 – 9pm
The Jungle – Union Square, Somerville – Sunday, 12/7 – 9pm
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
dress rehearsal
The Jungle – Union Square, Somerville – Sunday, 12/7 – 9pm
The Jungle – Union Square, Somerville – Sunday, 12/7 – 9pm
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I wrote this earlier this year and I still hope it can be of use! www.eater.com/24364171/ice...
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I wrote this earlier this year and I still hope it can be of use! www.eater.com/24364171/ice...
FACT: today is Bandcamp Friday
FACT: this year, I released a live album and a deluxe edition of an older album that includes a whole disc's worth of bonus tracks
FACT: you can go listen to and buy those now. no one has the right to stop you
steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/album/live-f...
FACT: this year, I released a live album and a deluxe edition of an older album that includes a whole disc's worth of bonus tracks
FACT: you can go listen to and buy those now. no one has the right to stop you
steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/album/live-f...
Live from Monument Street, by Stevie Subrizi
9 track album
steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
FACT: today is Bandcamp Friday
FACT: this year, I released a live album and a deluxe edition of an older album that includes a whole disc's worth of bonus tracks
FACT: you can go listen to and buy those now. no one has the right to stop you
steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/album/live-f...
FACT: this year, I released a live album and a deluxe edition of an older album that includes a whole disc's worth of bonus tracks
FACT: you can go listen to and buy those now. no one has the right to stop you
steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com/album/live-f...
"i'm sorry, but we're just not compatible. i am optimized for a completely different value system, which requires me not to date adult-sized logs of shit"
"Men need to spend money to get laid!"
Meanwhile, just the other day...
Meanwhile, just the other day...
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"i'm sorry, but we're just not compatible. i am optimized for a completely different value system, which requires me not to date adult-sized logs of shit"
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BOSTON: go see my friend Stevie!!
hey, greater Boston: come check me out at The Jungle in Somerville this Sunday! i'll be playing a bunch of songs from my Evil Beds album, plus a few new ones!
21+, show starts at 9pm, and tickets are *free* (or best offer)
www.eventbrite.com/e/jrtrainer-...
21+, show starts at 9pm, and tickets are *free* (or best offer)
www.eventbrite.com/e/jrtrainer-...
![THE JUNGLE
SUNDAY, 12/7
Stevie Subrizi
Michael Boezi
JRTRAINER
[picture of me, Stevie Subrizi, rocking the stage]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u6tvyncb3gr5eoklpjgxh2vv/bafkreihfkdlr7kgva6zhmtdbkpe6wtff7gumzmxg3vxjxb74ps5pcr2fmu@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
BOSTON: go see my friend Stevie!!
hey, greater Boston: come check me out at The Jungle in Somerville this Sunday! i'll be playing a bunch of songs from my Evil Beds album, plus a few new ones!
21+, show starts at 9pm, and tickets are *free* (or best offer)
www.eventbrite.com/e/jrtrainer-...
21+, show starts at 9pm, and tickets are *free* (or best offer)
www.eventbrite.com/e/jrtrainer-...
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
hey, greater Boston: come check me out at The Jungle in Somerville this Sunday! i'll be playing a bunch of songs from my Evil Beds album, plus a few new ones!
21+, show starts at 9pm, and tickets are *free* (or best offer)
www.eventbrite.com/e/jrtrainer-...
21+, show starts at 9pm, and tickets are *free* (or best offer)
www.eventbrite.com/e/jrtrainer-...
my partner, upon watching the end of the first episode of Mad Men for the first time tonight: "oh my god, are those his *kids*? i am too high for this right now"
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
my partner, upon watching the end of the first episode of Mad Men for the first time tonight: "oh my god, are those his *kids*? i am too high for this right now"
my people call this "lashon hara"
go on, child. tell your daddy that you saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. go and ruin three lives. see if God forgives you
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
my people call this "lashon hara"