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The Irate Gatsby

@stevespla.bsky.social

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"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom

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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 5h

It's CIDER!

The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 9h

Every time I see a CVS on the news I'm like "that's my CVS!" But it's never my CVS. Do they ALL just look like that?

The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 9h

LOL yeah, "covert" until Aunt Blabby blurts the entire plan out in detail during one of his tangents.

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2d

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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 15h

Boy it's going to be a blast when these guys start holding public office.

-And how do you plan to address the deficit in the city budget?

-Uh...Rape is epic?

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 18h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 1d

Chin up, incels. Doug from the New Zoo Revue pulled a go-go-boot wearing baddie just by writing songs about sharing.

The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 1d

THAT'S who he reminds me of! Nathan Thurm!

The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 1d

The savings are that good!!

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spooky ijbolognese 🍝🎃 @benrs.uk · 2d

morning

Please don't break the window.
The A/C is on.
He has milk and is listening to his favorite spooky music.

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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 1d

After being subjected to the female gaze for the better part of a decade all I can say is THANK CHRIST! I'll take plain old wholesome tiddies over "Rape me Bigfoot!" any day. You women are freaks and it's creeping everyone out. Go to your room!

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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 1d

RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 1d

The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 2d

My condolences to the kid in the back wearing a King Kong '76 costume at least 4 years after that movie came out. You know his mom got it cheap and was like "King Kong is timeless, just wear it!"

The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 2d

Hillary was kinda foyne

The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 2d

"We're really into Rhoda at the moment."

The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 2d

Switch the big one on top to just reset your whole house

The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 2d

Fun Fact: Italian-Americans don't really give a shit about Columbus.There are no cherished Columbus day traditions. No one puts 3 little ships on their lawn or gets together for dinner. The only time Italian-Americans care about Columbus is when someone talks shit about Columbus. That's it.