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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · Jan 26

we're almost there

an excerpt from the quoted article from The Onion reading "A butterface gazelle has way more in common with an uggo trout than it does with a sexy, coquettish antelope with haunches that don't quit."

An excerpt from Gilles Deleuze's Spinoza: Practical Philosophy that reads "...there are greater differences between a plow horse and a draft horse and a racehorse than between an ox and a plow horse. This is because the racehorse and the plow horse do not have the same affects nor the same capacity for being affected; the plow horse has affects in common rather with the ox."

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 5h

at least the ash wasn't mine

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 5h

found a soju bottle cap with cigarette ash in it in my toolbox, hissing, recoiling

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 7h

ur eyeliner always looks so cool :-)

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 7h

they're both good :)

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 7h

lesbian artists online are always either "i've painstakingly painted the skin details on her smooth, slender legs" or "here's a sketch of her fat and hairy 💜"

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🌸 // ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // 🌸 @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 1d

clicking off of a youtube video cause you realize you don't give a shit

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 7h

whenever i see a podcast episode about a topic i'm interested in the first thing i do is see if there's a transcript, i don't actually like listening

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 14h

If you can afford it, a *monetary* donation (it goes a lot farther!) to your local food bank would be a most excellent thing to do right now.

jenn m. jackson @jennmjacksonphd.bsky.social · 22h

I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 14h

Lottie Fitzgerald, 36, deals with the stresses of everyday life by plotting against family members (blocking her mum on WhatsApp), indulging in raucous bacchanals (drinking Lucozade before bed) and feeding animal sacrifices to the lions (treating her cats to leftover chicken).

Autistic woman’s idea of self-care akin to that of depraved Roman emperor

An autistic woman’s idea of self care is virtually indistinguishable from that of a morally bankrupt Roman emperor, sources have claimed. Lottie Fitzgerald, 36, deals with the stresses of everyday…

thedailytism.com

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · Sep 15

Xkcd comic. Two stick figures are talking
Stick figure 1: "Trans lit brain rot is second nature to us trans women, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the human Domestication Guide and one or two mechsploitation fics"
Stick figure 2: "and drone kink of course"
Stick figure 1: "of course"

Text under the panel: Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field

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The Onion @theonion.com · 9h

96 Years Ago Today: Stock Market Invincible

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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 1d

From: The Dream of a Ridiculous Man (1992), dir. Alexander Petrov, Sverdlovsk Film Studio

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Bryn @slimewave.me · 8h

Oh my god is the firm they hired even a real architecture firm? Their website appears to consist of exactly one (1) webpage which is mostly just a slideshow of their mediocre 3D renderings from Lumion or whatever. No staff headshots page. No “projects” portfolio page. Lmao dude

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 17h

i'm normal

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 17h

lrt me n thr girls

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Edvard Munch @edvardmunch.bsky.social · 20h

The Women 1895
https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/25134

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 18h

full of cheese :)

mirror selfie of me megan with my hair down in a greyish blue and green flannel and star trek mirror mirror t-shirt

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 22h

you have to understand, in merle travis's day, mud science was in its infancy

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 22h

now that's what i call business

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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 23h

It's not #OCTOtober with the most awkward, "I can't believe it's not a shitpost" depiction of octopus mating ever created.

I'm getting embarrassed and its just a drawing.

A drawing depicting octopus mating. The male octopus is depicted from the front. One of it's arms, the hectocotylus, is extended and reaching into the female's mantle cavity. The female octopus is depicting from the side. Both octopuses are staring towards you, with a rather awkward look, like you just walked in on something. There is text above the drawing stating "Copulation in octopuses involves the male inserting his hectocotylus arm (3rd right) into the cavity of the female, along which the spermatophores are conveyed."

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 1d

switch in the sense that "ok, i guess i'm in charge.. again.. :/"

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 1d

THE BAG‼️

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 1d

The Suck

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 1d

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 1d

awww 🥺

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