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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · Jan 26

we're almost there

an excerpt from the quoted article from The Onion reading "A butterface gazelle has way more in common with an uggo trout than it does with a sexy, coquettish antelope with haunches that don't quit."

An excerpt from Gilles Deleuze's Spinoza: Practical Philosophy that reads "...there are greater differences between a plow horse and a draft horse and a racehorse than between an ox and a plow horse. This is because the racehorse and the plow horse do not have the same affects nor the same capacity for being affected; the plow horse has affects in common rather with the ox."

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 3h

you have to understand, in merle travis's day, mud science was in its infancy

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 3h

now that's what i call business

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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 3h

It's not #OCTOtober with the most awkward, "I can't believe it's not a shitpost" depiction of octopus mating ever created.

I'm getting embarrassed and its just a drawing.

A drawing depicting octopus mating. The male octopus is depicted from the front. One of it's arms, the hectocotylus, is extended and reaching into the female's mantle cavity. The female octopus is depicting from the side. Both octopuses are staring towards you, with a rather awkward look, like you just walked in on something. There is text above the drawing stating "Copulation in octopuses involves the male inserting his hectocotylus arm (3rd right) into the cavity of the female, along which the spermatophores are conveyed."

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 4h

switch in the sense that "ok, i guess i'm in charge.. again.. :/"

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 4h

THE BAG‼️

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 4h

The Suck

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 4h

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 5h

awww 🥺

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tiqquna matata @skittishprey.bsky.social · 7h

i believe i have more in common with asparagus or a box of rusty nails than with anyone who's upset about white house walls being demolished

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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 6h

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 6h

😭 i wish..

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 6h

i wanted a monster so bad but as soon as i got up front four people got in line while i grabbed it from the cooler i don't have enough of my break left for this dude