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Megan 🦑
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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · Jan 26
we're almost there
an excerpt from the quoted article from The Onion reading "A butterface gazelle has way more in common with an uggo trout than it does with a sexy, coquettish antelope with haunches that don't quit." An excerpt from Gilles Deleuze's Spinoza: Practical Philosophy that reads "...there are greater differences between a plow horse and a draft horse and a racehorse than between an ox and a plow horse. This is because the racehorse and the plow horse do not have the same affects nor the same capacity for being affected; the plow horse has affects in common rather with the ox."
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housegoblin.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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metamorphoseos.bsky.social
had to fix smth. anyway i was too shy to share the full scribble last time but here u go
Beached along table sprawl intestinal pearls wreathed like streamers rolling and pooling over wooden edge. Fish-rot dreams of the open tide, glittering wet across the placemats drying rapidly under the summer sun; foolhardy, inchoate, dead desire suffocated by the clinking of furnishments, a placation here, an apology there, odious and untrusting. Weren't that I, four days dead an endless well, a fountain to soothe your raging wastes, to tame your deserts to push back the encroaching abyss with my sweet waters, free of algal blooms, those doomsday tolls, and become something new again through every dipped hand and swollen tongue. I begin to divide myself into radials, a pound of flesh for every scream, the tide haplessly tugging upon my fractured body. You say I am without worth, and sorry, and my stomach bloats, the table trembles. I could be a bird in another life rather than collapsing under all this weight of myself, drowning in dreams; my wings carrying me over the oceans. I could be the arm of a root to some great old tree, embraced by a thousand others, an anchored vascularity. The glass hits the wall and splinters wicked scythe of night, sweeping over the valleys and channels, light a toss of fractals each face a projection of possibility, jagged and razor edged, all destined for the wastebin, all discarded, all swallowed in oxygen-rich flames, all ground down to an even grit, evenly dispersed along the web of infinity, unrecognizable.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
squinoza.bsky.social
ohio moment
The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult to access certain features
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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kennedytcooper.bsky.social
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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fluffyfreaky.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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aidenr0.bsky.social
7 likes i'll draw cool boobs
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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carmyn.zone
ah here he comes that soon of a gun that cat that Garfield that gigantic thing
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
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Deep Space 9 scene. The Sisko, Bashir, and Odo (🎵 buckets of fun🎵) are in the kitchen and shoulder to shoulder hovering over a bunch of food. Sisko is wearing some of that classic shimmery & colorful DS9 loungwear and cooking over a stove. He's holding out a spatula for Bashir to take a look or do a taste test. (Side note, I always wonder, does it go back in the pot? Do they use 20 new spoons doing taste tests?) Anyways, Basir looks nervous at whatever it is he's seeing. Odo, like a little brother wanting to be included in the party, stands just behind the two looking over Bashir's shoulder with great curiosity. Closed caption reads, "Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable."
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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pipermintz.bsky.social
The worst part of an orgy is figuring out who is gonna say grace
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Comic: Panel one: “these soft bodied aliens operate mech suits” Panel two: “their plan: invade earth” and the aliens are jumping out of the ship towards earth. Panel three: they are really small and they crash landed in a marsh and are being terror a limpkin (snail eating water bird)
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social
an edited Half-Life screenshot that reads "idk who needs to hear this, but it's time to put the turkey into the anti-mass spectrometer"
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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francisbacon.bsky.social
Two Studies for a Self-Portrait https://www.wikiart.org/en/francis-bacon/two-studies-for-a-self-portrait-1970
Two Studies for a Self-Portrait
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
For those wondering, the 2004 Jones Holiday Soda pack included:
Green Bean Casserole
Mashed Potatoes & Butter
Cranberry Sauce
Turkey & Gravy
Fruitcake
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Jones Green Bean Casserole Soda (2004-2004): A sickly green soda made to taste like the divisive Thanksgiving side dish, with notes of earthy green beans, fried onions, and cream of mushroom soup. Sold as part of a novelty holiday-themed pack of sodas.
A green bean casserole, made with whole green beans and large chunks of fried onions, in a black serving casserole dish A clear bottle of sickly green liquid with a silver cap. The bottle has an image of cat sitting in front of a Christmas tree
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
squinoza.bsky.social
i'm really gay
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
a beautiful woman lies tantalizingly on a bed, she says “HEY BABY ARE YOU READY TO SMOOCH” i say “HELLS YEAH BABY LEMME GET HARD REAL QUICK” and pull out a laptop suddenly a variety of BANGs and CRASHES play from the computer “SORRY I CAN ONLY GET HARD FOR PORN OF POTS AND PANS DOING IT” i say ITS SERIOUSLY FUCKED LIKE THIS IS THE REALITY OF MY LIFE THIS IS GENUINELY DEBILITATING END
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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pipermintz.bsky.social
Nominating this one for my best post this year I think
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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artistschiele.bsky.social
Field of Flowers, 1910
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/24900
"Field of Flowers," by Egon Schiele, vibrantly captures a dense array of bold, red blooms under a softly lit sky, reflecting Schiele's characteristic expressive style and attention to the interplay of colors. Known for his evocative approach to nature, Schiele imbues this landscape with an intensity and fervent energy that mirrors the emotional depth found in his figurative works.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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skwinnicki.bsky.social
Back on my bullshit for a second day in a row
Another Gulf Fritillary butterfly, on a small white flower in dried grass. The butterfly is deep orange, almost red, with black spots and wing-edges, and three white spots on each wing near the leading edge.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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pipermintz.bsky.social
"inside you there are two twinks, Apollo and Dionysus" oh I'm sure there is Nietzsche
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
huge news I just found a folder of these that I forgot i had!!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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skwinnicki.bsky.social
Oh no he heard me and now he's leaving
Light pink Roseate Spoonbill lifting out of the water, its legs dragging behind and dripping water, its large spoon-shape beak almost covered by its flapping wings. Out of focus shot of the spoonbill awkwardly flapping away over the sea grass, its neck stretched out low ahead of it, its black legs dangling. Its wings look like it is struggling to lift its weight above the grass.
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
squinoza.bsky.social
i was totally right i moved to pgh and within a few months started meeting women who make me want to melt into a little puddle
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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hyacinthqueen.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM