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Jason
@sobloodyshy.bsky.social
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“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · Apr 26
The less successful follow-up to Joe Le Taxi
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · Apr 25
happy birthday to the f word!!! sort of
John le Fucker was an Englishman who is known for his unusual surname, as documented in a 26 April 1278 administrative record that declared he was imprisoned for double murder and seeking bail. Le Fucker's name has been called the earliest recorded instance of the English swear word fuck
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 53m
Fat lazy arsehole.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 1h
In today's least surprising news
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Philip O'Connor @philipoconnor.bsky.social · 23h
Aftonbladet's interview with Greta Thunberg is now available in English - it raises many serious questions, not least about the Swedish govt. effectively abandoning its citizens to torture because it doesn't agree with their politics. A thundering disgrace.
www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...
Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face”
– Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar
www.aftonbladet.se
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 12h
Evening.
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 12h
Finger Prince
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 12h
I think they're having their tea. Nothing much happening at the moment.
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 13h
Live sumo

The Grand Sumo Tournament
The Grand Sumo Tournament - 2025 - Day One
Live coverage of the first day of the Grand Sumo Tournament from the Royal Albert Hall in London.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 12h
Make our various business interests in Argentina great again!
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 14h
What the fuck are we doing?
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 14h
On the subject of Levine’s horrifc AI horror shows, came across this the other day

youtu.be/wg30FXQyUBc?...
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 15h
Bloody heck, Denis!
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 16h
This is 100% true.
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andrew allen @mygrayne.bsky.social · 20h
*takes a breath*

There hasn’t been an interesting cyberman story since 1968
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Smersh Pod @smershpod.com · Jun 3
SMERSH POD will be appearing once again at the
@CheerfulPodFest on Sunday October 19th 2025 at 14:45. Join @paullitchfield.bsky.social and I as we delve deeply into the MCP and talk about TRON. Get your tickets here!
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Kirkdale Bookshop @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 1d
RIP Tony Caunter, seen here in Blakes 7 "Deliverance"
Tony Caunter in Blakes 7
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 1d
Wednesday
Introduced by Jon Pertwee
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 1d
It's a few days till payday so it's pasta and sauce for the next few nights for tea 👨‍🍳
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Scarred For Life @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 1d
Final Destination had nothing on British public information films.
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 1d
‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 1d
soz lads but if you're still on X you're feeding into Musk's wealth which is being used to fund Tommy Two Names' legal fees, and if you still continue using X, you're fine with that
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 2d
Boris Johnson, "I tried to get the scientists to say that lockdown was a bad idea"

*they all laugh*

There were 26,000 covid deaths because Boris Johnson ignored scientists and delayed the first lockdown by a week
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 2d
Tuesday
The British Bulldog is "bizarre"
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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 2d
Our equivalent of this is when Lembit Opik got off with one of the cheeky girls 🥲 🇬🇧
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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 2d
The Three Lions - Bristol
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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social · 10d
White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 2d
Another. Bloody. Quarry.
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Miss Inge Pisodés @quiteamess.bsky.social · 2d
"Daleks, planet, plague"
That'll be £6000 please. Terrance can flesh it out, I'm off to LA.
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 2d
1: I'm not glued to this app I was busy.
2: I also can't be arsed to have a debate about Margaret bloody Thatcher. Who cares, she's dead.
3: Have a nice day.
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 3d
Here's a little something for when randoms turn up in your mentions demanding you explain what you're posting about
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