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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 31m

Heard your mom is closing up shop

Empty bakery display case with sign that reads
NO MORE CREAM PIES
sorry :(

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15m

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/

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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 29m

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Jared Fletcher @jaredkfletcher.bsky.social · 50m

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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 1h

King's henchman says what?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 8h

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 3h

The late 1970s maybe early 1980s era. Batman is speaking with a beautiful woman wearing some purple high colored outfit with a large golden beaded necklace. She asks, “Batman – – did we just see – – what I THOUGHT we saw?”
Batman replies, “Be LOGICAL, miss – – that was HYPNOTISM… Very ADVANCED… Very SKILLFUL hypnotism.” And fuck you too, Bats.

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MidCenturyCinema @midcenturycinema.bsky.social · 13h

10/14/77: Bowie, with Heroes
More via @adamsteinerauthor.bsky.social: www.popmatters.com/david-bowie-...

Guess we need to hear this more than ever:

And the shame, was on the other side
Oh we can beat them, for ever and ever
Then we could be Heroes, just for one day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYp...

David Bowie - Heroes

YouTube video by Broken Ridge Records

www.youtube.com

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"Night of the Cat Goddess"
Vampirella #96 (1969)
Art by Jose Ortiz

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20h

one of those little pistols that slides out of your shirt sleeve but instead it's an emergency snack hotdog

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Scarred For Life @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 23h

Final Destination had nothing on British public information films.

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Marie Ruiz-Vidal @ruizvidal7.bsky.social · 21h

Grace Kelly
'To Catch a Thief'

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine if a woman president went off about every picture of herself she didn’t like. “Hysterical.” “Emotional.” “PMSing.” “Petty bitch.”

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Marion Shilling, Lillian Roth and Rosita Moreno photographed by Otto Dyar, 1930

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21h

Pardon me if I delay celebrating this vile cretin losing until those poor Sandy Hook families he victimized for cheap publicity see all of the cash. I don't trust him for a second.
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Supreme Court rejects Alex Jones' appeal of $1.4 billion Sandy Hook judgment

The Supreme Court rejected an appeal from Alex Jones, who has been ordered to pay $1.4 billion in damages to the families of victims of the 2012 Sandy Hook shooting.

abcnews.go.com

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Marie Ruiz-Vidal @ruizvidal7.bsky.social · 20h

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LithiumChaser @lithiumchaser.bsky.social · 20h

Monica Vitti by Pierluigi Praturlon (1966)

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