I recruited Janet Mills to run for Senate because, at 72, Susan Collins is too young for the job.

by Chuck Schumer

BREAKING: 45,000 health care workers just launched the biggest strike of the year.

Workers at Kaiser Permanente on the West Coast and in Hawaii have walked out to secure a contract.

These essential workers are fighting for patient care, good wages, and decent staffing.

It sounds funny but the way the squirrels are acting lately has the hairs on the back of my neck standing up. I think some shit is about to go down. Big shit. Big squirrel shit? I'm unsure.

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

"Needs a rabies test"

I need pictures! Pictures of Frogger-Man!

Why do people think both of these things can't be dead serious, actionable problems?

We've gone full frat bro with Fitzpatrick & Skattebo

Great soup weather tonight here in the D. Had a bowl of Vegetable Beef.

The Xennial experience is having a vague sense of Evil Grimace but not concrete memories

They are called writers

If you'd asked me which celebrity would posthumously unveil a list of people she wanted fired into the sun, I would not have guessed Jane Goodall

It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends

"Ten cars were in the road making Antifas and I saw one of the Antifas and the Antifa looked at me."

Vegan butter is just oleo. Just say you want oleo, grandma.

The birds plant these all summer long here, it's a constant battle. You'll want to keep on top of removing the whole plant because they're extremely toxic to dogs.

BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.

Becoming more abrasive by the day. Don't like it? Take a number.

They aren't afraid to use salt and grease for flavor because they aren't looking at the kidney values and lipid panels, I tell you hwhat.

I'm not just a prepper just in case of GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR, I'm mostly a prepper because big D Depression says making a sandwich is too hard but cooking a microwave dinner is doable even if it takes twice the amount of time.

We need something magically delicious that's cheaper than weed

Please, if you have the privilege of not being an obvious and immediate target for state violence...

Call them fascists, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.

Call yourself an antifascist, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.

We all need to be Spartacus on this one.

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.