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Shrillest Ceiling

@shrillceiling.bsky.social

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Modern-day cryptid and half feral bastard woman. 1996 broodspawn. Burnt out she/they transbian.

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · Dec 5

I dunno, I just think that regeneration (not for sex reasons) is a cool super power, and it'd be fun to have (NOT FOR SEX REASONS!!!).

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 3h

One of each.

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Moondust @moondustispoison.bsky.social · 3h

Just had a rediculous thought.

Hitachi magic wand, but made by DeWalt or makita or some other tool company but it uses the same battery standard as their drills.

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 3h

Had the idea for a robot girl whose arms were manufactured by Hitachi.

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Panic Restaurant @panicrestaurant.bsky.social · 19h

pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28
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oh poor baby do do do you need the robot to make you pictures?
yeah?
you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? do so you're a
moron?? so do do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ??

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4h

A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 4h

still obsessed with this (via @antlervel.vet ages ago) www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoRf...

Hozier - NFWMB pitched up

YouTube video by Redrumen (Red)

www.youtube.com

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 1d

Transness is not bourgeois. This is a wedge idea dreamed up by some gleefully amoral think tank lobotomite to split trans people and make us fight each other. That we relay on modern medicine doesn't make us any more bourgeois than someone who needs antidepressants or cleft palate repair.

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Fae’rynn (Phantom Futch) @faerynnistired.itch.io · 2d

AGP is just so conceptually stupid i’ll be honest. what do you mean it’s a weird pathology to look at my self in the horror and go “wow, my tits look great” like every woman since the dawn of time

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 2d

Overcome with the urge to consume an entire rotisserie chicken.

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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 2d

I love when people discover that everything they've ever eaten is just brassica wearing a funny mustache disguise

Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 2d

i'm sorry WHAT

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Brassica oleracea, also known as wild cabbage in its uncultivated form, is a plant of the family Brassicaceae. The species originated from feral populations of related plants in the Eastern Mediterranean, where it was most likely first cultivated. It has many common cultivars used as vegetables, including cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, romanesco, kale, Brussels sprout, collard, Savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan.

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 2d

Would you still love me if I was a wyrm?

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mortal juniperil 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo · 2d

why does it have to be cis people hurting me on their terms? why can’t it be trans people hurting me on terms we negotiate up front?

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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 2d

I am literally so cute it is Criminal I'm not cuddling with a lesbian right now

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 3d

Went to The Girlies and they told me I'm hot as fuck and smart as hell and now I am Invincible

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 4d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 4d

Finally starting prog.

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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 6d

The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌

Two big red cats circle a terrified hog encased in ice. The cat's tails are flames and melt the ice partially, exposing some pig butt and giving it a singe. "Uh-oh Step-Pig, I'm Stuck...!" ok I made the joke for you so you don't have to. Hot ham smoke emits from the pig and spells "BECOME AN" and melted ice on the bottom spells "ICE-FREE ZONE"

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Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 6d

Me, weeping, listening to the most fucked up shit:
'I-I JUST LOVE HORROR. SO MUCH.'

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Faith @fainora.bsky.social · 6d

Seems like the perfect day to find me an international wife so I can emigrate out of this chaos.

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 7d

I've been running Marvo in commander for a hot minute now, and this might actually be my favorite trio of cards to get on the field at once. Truly unhinged behavior.

Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 7d

It's the dysphoria.

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Memes For Freaks™ @memesforfreaks.bsky.social · 11d

Happy Kinktober

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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 9d

"What advice would you give early career writers?"

*most lofty authorly voice* Well as we all know, it is important for an artisan to use the finest tools, and store them in the finest receptacles

a handful of novel editing tools (pens, highlighters, post-its, flags) wedged into a blue and green handmade ceramic cup. the cup has tiddies with starfish on them. mermaid tiddies, if you will.

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 9d

Promises #MTG

We're going to print outside intellectual properties on Magic cards using reskins and silver borders.
Wotc
Actually, we'll print the outside properties in black border, but we'll also offer in-universe versions.
Wotc
Actually, we won't offer in-universe versions, but uB won't be legal in Standard.
Wotc
Actually, UB will be legal in Standard, but only half of the sets will be uB.
Wotc
Actually, there'll be four uB sets and three in-universe sets in 2026, but it'll be half and half in 2027.
Wotc
Don't you believe us?
Wotc
cardboard-crack.com

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 9d

Decided to check out @killjamxxx.bsky.social, less than a minute in it solidified itself as the exact kind of horny shit I was looking for. Listen to it if you get the chance. This isn't a recommendation. Do it. Now.

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