sarah jeong
@sarahjeong.bsky.social
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lines up with a bit of dialogue in the original star wars (anh) though. rogue one also took original star wars canon very seriously (put the death star plans on magnetic tapes just like "the stolen data tapes" line in the original)
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erichv.bsky.social
Hey @sarahjeong.bsky.social

We’re about two weeks late for the 10 year anniversary of the Facebook Real Names fiasco (simpler times). To celebrate, here is a photo of my neighborhood in Sweden with a Psyduck just chilling.
Photograph of a cobblestone street with small historic houses. There’s a cartoon Pokémon Psyduck in the middle of the street. Screenshot from Twitter 

Oct 1, 2015
@sarahjeong 
I'm trying to find the button that lets me change my name on Facebook to
"A literal psyduck" but I guess they've changed a few things

Sarah’s Facebook account is shown with Psyduck as the name in response to their Real Names policy.
sarahjeong.bsky.social
bitch I watched the collapse of something I swore three loyalty oaths to. I've been crying blood tears about the end of the republic for eight years. eat my ass
sarahjeong.bsky.social
stop trying to aura farm at a lawyer
sarahjeong.bsky.social
and well, fire emblem weapons triangle is still a more clarifying analogy because there's no such thing as a stronger rock beating the weaker rock in rock-paper-scissors
sarahjeong.bsky.social
it's written that way because my editor made fun of me for originally leading the paragraph with fire emblem and not mentioning rock paper scissors at all
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cabel.panic.com
this is… i… i think sarah’s article has genuinely unlocked all of 2025
sarahjeong.bsky.social
I think I didn't get it quite right but the string of examples is more clarifying
sarahjeong.bsky.social
I don't think that changes the analysis, the part I was reacting to was the gigantic wide mouth that the words are not actually coming from 😭
sarahjeong.bsky.social
you know what, I can see now that there is a slight frown but the expression changes depending on angle and that really rules
sarahjeong.bsky.social
stronger aura farmer wins against the weaker! usually militarized force is auramaxxed but pritzker is just really good
sarahjeong.bsky.social
he's a very good aura farmer
sarahjeong.bsky.social
I actually think gavin newsom has a tendency to bring the wrong weapon to a matchup and that the optimal politician is tim walz, who switches between all three modes while pretending like he's just being normal
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miasato.bsky.social
Among other things, Sarah’s theory explains this interaction which made me want to die the other day
Rep. congressperson Virginia Foxx quote RTing Sen Mazie Hirono, who tweeted that republicans are lying. Foxx’s post reads: Congratulations on the ratio - you’ve earned it. By the way, you voted to shut down the government. Jordan Uhl posting Virginia Foxx’s age (82) and saying “Ok what are we doing here”
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yourfriendpiper.bsky.social
I love this piece and glad this part was noted: "The question of who wins or who loses in Triangle Posting Politics is divorced from material conditions, justice, or the common good."
sarahjeong.bsky.social
kind of; I think the implication in the term is that every act of aura farming is an attempt to accrue additional aura -- like clickbait or clout farming it is at its core an exploitative practice?
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sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com
Not to gas myself up but I think my piece on shitposting from like, 2017, is a great companion piece to @sarahjeong.bsky.social's incredible, important Verge article
sarahjeong.bsky.social
my partner said "just like fire emblem" when I first described my theory to him and then I was like "yes just like fire emblem" and then I made the diagram directly inspired by fire emblem lol
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ernie.tedium.co
I feel like this theory also explains why the “Trump is weird” approach that Walz hit on last year was so effective and why everything fell apart once the consultants got involved and told him to act normal.
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billyidles.bsky.social
This is a powerful image
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