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Sam Kamin
@sjkamin.bsky.social

wolves back and go lynx etc

Joan Beringer fan account

also the occasional political and/or educational policy rant

but mostly wolves back and go lynx

Political science 37%
Computer science 32%
Pinned
I am very excited for this #nba

Those last four words were unnecessary as there was no way to save it after the first five

He scored 40 on 21 shots - that’s spectacular efficiency.

Shoulda hit him in the head I guess

Bones gave me a bit of deja vu

Circus Pizza out here catching strays
Not an honest hairline or human-looking human being in the room. People say “nightmare blunt rotation” but this is more “nightmare animatronic puppet band from defunct 1980s Midwest pizza joint that the mouth timing is shot on and the Happy Birthday track is warbly”.
you know it smells like old people makeup in there

He’s going to play himself out of the Hall of Fame

Wannaseeabody dot meme
#GVerse #BreakingNews James Talarico just fact-checked Fox News host so brutally on partisan gerrymandering, he had to end the interview. This is how it's done, folks.

Share widely.

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#GVerse #BreakingNews James Talarico just fact-checked Fox News host so brutally on partisan gerrymandering, he had to end the interview. This is how it's done, folks.

Share widely.

Maybe it's actually two typos and it's a podiatry issue

I think legal filings should be automatically tossed out if there's a typo in your attempt at a sick burn at the end of the paragraph
Full orders list: www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...

Cert petition: www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...

Religious anti-vaxers have had a very encouraging day at the Supreme Court.
Full orders list: www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...

Cert petition: www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...

Religious anti-vaxers have had a very encouraging day at the Supreme Court.

Going from having the ball to giving up six points in four seconds of game time is, uh, not ideal

REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.

Missed this game but dying at this lol

Reposted by Sam Kamin

Not an honest hairline or human-looking human being in the room. People say “nightmare blunt rotation” but this is more “nightmare animatronic puppet band from defunct 1980s Midwest pizza joint that the mouth timing is shot on and the Happy Birthday track is warbly”.
you know it smells like old people makeup in there

Extreme bend but don’t break

Seems to me that IU already won the championship and everything else is just for funsies

Again, “I don’t know anything about a major story” should be grounds for immediately ending the interview.

Do your homework or don’t waste the class’ time with your bullshit
WELKER: You're talking about Trump protecting Arkansas from drugs, yet he pardoned the former president of Honduras who trafficked more than 500 tons of cocaine into the US. How does that make us safer?

COTTON: I haven't spoken to POTUS about that pardon. I have to know more about the circumstances

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WELKER: You're talking about Trump protecting Arkansas from drugs, yet he pardoned the former president of Honduras who trafficked more than 500 tons of cocaine into the US. How does that make us safer?

COTTON: I haven't spoken to POTUS about that pardon. I have to know more about the circumstances

Access to what?
If they pretend they haven’t heard about the story of the day, end the interview right there.

“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”

Jaden “Space Needle” McDaniels is averaging 16/5/2.5/1/1 on 53/49(!)/86 splits while playing first-team defense.

Could be an MIP candidate.

Anyways I try not to post too much content from the other place but this is a quote that comes up in our household a lot so enjoy:

It’s a totally fresh take! It’s just wild to me that the Wolves haven’t done their own version considering it’s a great color palette, it’s recognizable and iconic, and it’s literally across the street

🔥🔥

(I always thought the Lynx “First Ave” set were the best true “city” edition uniforms in Mpls history and hoped they’d come back)
designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺

record: 15-8

Seems like chick fil a being closed on Sundays might be an equal protection issue, Wolves fans

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designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺

record: 15-8

It’s upside down so Rudy Staybert

I believe it’s Sams Kamin like attorneys general but yes this is true and not the first time lol
I find cybertrucks ugly and evil, but I didn't remember cursing online at a person for buying one to take advantage of a tax loophole.

Different Sam Kamin, similar vibes.
fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuu

Jesus woulda healed the ocean from survivors probably