Rollan is Writing
@rollanschott.bsky.social
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Domesticated American living in New Zealand. Semi-published author. Recovering film bro. Forever DM. All opinions are mine but probably also someone else's first. Grimdark fantasy WIP, Writing community
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Why does Coco 2 piss me off
Pixar's upcoming movie slate 🎞️
No Stars Over the Wup Wups

In vast swamplands on the outskirts of an empire, a native girl must lead six strangers through deadly lands where time and space are fluid, while protecting cargo with powers nobody yet understands.

Don't count the hours.

Querying in 2026.

#posterpit #w #f #a
The Eternally Indebted Dead
i am done slightly diminishing bands. we must increase bands. the mountain range goats
Did Ron Paul bribe him with a taco bowl
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*after getting my head punched clean off my neck in the first round* ah but now it’s round two
A. Because crypto bros are—and I'm painting in broad strokes here—dork ass losers.

B. So that they could bet on it. Took no time at all for bookies to have dido odds.
The people behind the sex toys at WNBA games is an unlikely source: crypto traders.

USA TODAY tracked down the group and started with several questions, but perhaps most important:

WHY?
Crypto group claims responsibility for hurling sex toys at WNBA games
A spokesman for the cryptocurrency meme coin creators told USA TODAY Sports they launched sex toys as a lighthearted joke.
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Diddy really had his name dragged through the mud
just tried to explain the donkey kong family lineage to my wife and i sounded like a maniac
Charlie what would your best friend Gavin Newsom have to say about this
Alright I'm in. I'm very aware that half of this list is from the three-year window where I fell in love with the movies.

Honorable mentions to: The Irishman, Parasite, The Princess and the Frog, Spirited Away, Synecdoche New York, Take Shelter, The Tree of Life, WALL·E, The Witch, and Zodiac
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It’s a pretty good barometer for our politics that Trump’s most high-profile collaborator, Elon Musk, accused Trump publicly of being a pedophile and called for his impeachment like 5 days ago and everyone appears to have simply shrugged and moved on.
I've been saying this!
Depictions of extreme wealth are everywhere on television of late and, well, it’s all quite boring, writes @sophiegilbert.bsky.social: https://theatln.tc/vK8BFn58
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This reminds me of the time Sarah Huckabee Sanders was politely asked to leave a restaurant.
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
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We've hit 7K followers, so how about a book bundle giveaway to celebrate?!

Open to US, CAN, UK & IE. Follow, like & repost to enter! Closes 9th June.

Feat: @natania.bsky.social @aptshadow.bsky.social@emmanewman.bsky.social@premeemohamed.com‬ & more!

Inc. an early ARC of THE DOOR ON THE SEA!
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Unbelievably horrified by this attack in Boulder. We don’t know the full story of the attacker, but no matter what it is, let me be clear: Senseless, antisemitic attacks do not help Palestinians, Jews, or Israelis.

Committing terror attacks against people standing for hostages is disgusting.
Biden's mental decline is STILL all anyone can talk about
i’m old enough to remember when bidens mental decline was all anyone in the media could talk about
Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."
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The most commonly-cited "moderate" positions here are 1) requiring all female athletes from kindergarten through college be subjected to sex testing and 2) replace the best medical judgment of your family pediatrician with Bill Maher's opening monologue
Also, how is "leave trans people alone and let them live their lives as they have for decades" not the "moderate" position here? Whenever people call for "moderating" on trans issues, they're calling for actively oppressing trans people, actively restricting trans lives.
I shall now shrink slowly into a corn cob.
when I say “I'm plotting a new novel” I really mean I'm hitting a certain song on repeat while visualizing a singular hyper-realistic cool scene until it becomes burned into my psyche
So the Magic must now win three in a row against a Celtics team whose longest losing streak for the entire season is two games.
a cartoon character holding a sign that says the end is near
ALT: a cartoon character holding a sign that says the end is near
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A few hours ago, they'd switched off replies on this post. They've since switched off replies on ALL posts, so they know they shouldn't be doing this.
Six people will use this ever. Four of them will think it's stupid as fuck. The other two will think, "Huh, cool." Then never think of it again.
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It’s the stupid, economy.
We did it. We're finally living Dr. Strangelove. Just trying to recall how that movie ended...
Mike Johnson on RFK Jr pushing to remove fluoride from water: "From what I've read and what I understand, it deserves real evaluation. There's a concern that it may be having a negative impact on the health of children ... I don't have the answers."