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Robert Manchild

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extremely online cpap enthusiast. 🏳️‍⚧️🧷 𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/mr2ekn4r 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/3af9yp69 𝗠𝘆 𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 https://tinyurl.com/yde7dbew 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗰𝗸 https://tinyurl.com/yr4yusjh 🔗 robertmanchild.com

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · Jan 9

I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both.

Pastor: These are very unusual vows.

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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.bsky.social · 2h

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 2d

Can't believe Mayor McCheese is in the Epstein files.

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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 2d

My neighbor Judy hits it out of the park again with her Halloween yard skeletons, this year the busted “Coldplay Couple”.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · Jun 15

back with another one of those block causin' skeets

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 1d

who still buys the m&m advils when they have the mike & ike advils

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 1d

An umpire dusting off the toilet seat with a little broom before sitting down.

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 1d

good afternoon

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 1d

who still buys the m&m advils when they have the mike & ike advils

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 1d

Thank you for your service. 🫡

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 1d

💯 god bless them but also leave me alone

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

asking the void if it wants any updog

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d

celebrities as lord of the rings characters: thread

Doja cat in a dress the same shape as the eye of Sauron.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 2d

Don’t share AI memes you fuckass

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2d

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: trump imposes 500% tariff on inflatable frog suits

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 1d

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*worse

Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 2d

You know things are getting bad when you agree with MTG.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · Oct 21

Your skeleton is just a gift that time slowly unwraps.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 2d

salma kayak: thread

Salma Hayek in an orangish red and yellow dress..

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 2d

I SAID WHAT I SAID

Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 2d

Don’t share AI memes you fuckass

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 2d

proof nelly furtado really is like a bird: thread

A small Nelly Furtado wearing a tan and black catsuit squatting on the porch of a yellow and black bird house.

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 3d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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