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🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 5h

Have watched this 100 times and get funnier and funnier everytime lol The Cop looks like he woke up still half in the tank 😂 😂😂

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on

Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”

🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 5h

I hope I'm wrong but Kyler isn't gonna get any better (or taller) at this point. He is what he is. Ofc a team will take a chance with him. Maybe all he needs is change of scenery. But I'd be selling the Murray stock

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 6h

My kid just called these “mammas toys”

Humbling

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🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 6h

I thought people were joking when they said Tua can't really throw a long ball (I don't subject myself to cruel and unusual punishments by watching a Dolphins game) but he can barely complete a pass a few yards off LOS. My god

🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 6h

He will be alright. As long as the next qb he works with can throw beyond the sticks.

🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 6h

Honestly I don't respect you because you don't stand on business. Like when you said it was bad optics because people were protesting with Mexican flags. Than you walked it back once you got ratioed. I just like seeing you squirm and be performative like the little worm you are.

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 8h

I've realized the people who accuse me of "doing something for clicks and likes" are always people who have like 150 followers and probably still have their notifications turned on.

I can barely read my mentions. Trust me, I'm not sitting here watching the likes on a post like it's an odometer.

🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 6h

Charlie's kids gonna be calling JD Daddy soon lmaooo

🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 6h

Imagine being murdered. Your President being asked abt how how hard he is taking your death and he talks abt his ballroom and how hard The VP is with your widow? I would haunt all those motherfuckers lol

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🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 6h

Neaux Tigers

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 6h

LSU alum James Carville on coaching fiasco: ‘The reputation of our university has been damaged’

Longtime political consultant and commentator James Carville did not pull punches when discussing the increasingly political fiasco surrounding his alma mater’s coaching search. Carville, a proud LSU alum and MSNBC contributor, could not sit idly by as Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry made a mockery of the hiring process. Yesterday, Landry declared LSU athletic director Scott Read more... The post LSU alum James Carville on coaching fiasco: ‘The reputation of our university has been damaged’ appeared first on Awful Announcing.

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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 7h

This is leadership, as many people have already said; but also another moment where people will wonder why anyone else in a position of power hasn't spoken up. It should not have to be just Sarah Gorden's job.

andré, but scarier @838carlisle.bsky.social · 7h

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🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 6h

"New" it's a 2006 rebrand lol

NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 6h

The /SanJoseSharks are debuting their new alternate jerseys tonight 🦈

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · Sep 5

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

Media Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social · Sep 5

Greg Gutfeld says he doesn't understand how vaccines work as “a community preventative thing”

Greg Gutfeld says he doesn't understand how vaccines work as "a community preventative thing"

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🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 7h

How do you say random guy! That's Ben Trammer. Laurie mentions she had a crush on him in the first movie.

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🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 7h

Al talking abt the spread again lmaoo

🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 7h

Tbf, 2013 was 100 years ago

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Who’s Whitley? @aglover15.bsky.social · 8h

If I were to ever say something about someone’s deceased parents I’m with all smoke, I’m ready for all action that comes with it

Who’s Whitley? @aglover15.bsky.social · 8h

Continuously joking about someone’s dead parents behind a fucking screen the pussiest shit you could do, man or woman,

Fucking hate y’all mfs

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🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 8h

Had a cousin talk shit about my dead dad, and I responded with, "You're dads a crack head who doesn't love you" that got a reaction lmaoo

Funny thing, his mom (my mom's twin (fraternal) sister is by far a more awful human being.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 8h

Mike McDaniel Coaches Game Laying Facedown On Sideline

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 8h

Going to Spirit Halloween the night before Halloween was not smart

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🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 8h

Cackling picturing you walking around spirit like Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room holding a jacket .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room holding a jacket .

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🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 8h

Streaming Tua tonight in fantasy. Will probably be the only time I say "Let's go TUA!" Thank you for your attention to this matter

🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 8h

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ryan @ryanfancey.bsky.social · 9h

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🎃 RigamortisAL 🎃 @rigatoni5.bsky.social · 9h

Who wants to break it to this guy that most athletes are probably MAGA. Yeah, even the ones you like lol

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 12h

I think that we should probably cool it on the "Trey Yesavage is saving baseball" stuff a bit. I scrolled his IG following today and that guy's a mega-chud. You're setting yourself up for disappointment when he turns out to be a normal baseball player (derogatory).