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Ryland Faller
@rfaller317.bsky.social
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TBD. Right now 🏌️‍♂️, Mariners, Vandals, Hawks and Dawgs! Be a decent person!
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They finally built a machine that can simulate peaking on edibles
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.

🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
There are FEELINGS in this touch.
My God, @pablo.show. Just routinely putting out needle in the haystack shit!
Seriously. She rules. I do wanna get her specific quote right, though:
Yes...Scroll the trustworthy social media site of.....Facebook. That'll give you an idea of what's what!

Ftr, this take belongs in the "no fucking shit" hall of fame. What's the alternative? To be like, "oh yeah, makes sense. He is tacky. Whatever."
The educated liberal big city US folks outraged at Trump's renovation of Lincoln bathroom really need to scroll some Facebook of their less established relatives and friends to see what kind of aesthetic resonates with Trump's target audience.
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I’ve seen what’s happened around here the last month, & who’s been getting in the faces of ICE/Border Parol & screaming so hard that they’re showering those masks of cowardice w the spittle of righteousness. So I don’t want see that condescending “wine mom” shit ever again
I'm gonna skeet. Take that however you like.
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whether people voted for this or not is kind of irrelevant now, people clearly fucking hate this shit in practice, the admin and the republican party are trying to insist that they have a broad popular mandate for this, and they do not
Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago
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Okay y'all, I'm ready to unveil this year's interactive squirrel pumpkin. I gave up on keeping the squirrels away from my Halloween jack o'lanterns years ago and decided to just work with them. Here are ones from the past four years: 1/2
"the nearly one dozen soy beans" has me in fits
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
Wash, rinse, repeat @democrats.org
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
Federal goons tear gas kids, Chicago is like, "Whoa..please don't tear gas kids. In fact, please stay away from Kids on Halloween!"

Kristi Noem: "Hold my fucking botox!"
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
Interesting way to spell "Mariners"
Including holding $5b worth of SNAP benefits and sending $40b to Argentina to compete with American interest and lessen our lentil trade with China
Mike Johnson: "The White House has done everything possible to mitigate the harm, to reduce the harm that's being felt by the American people."
Another campaign ad. Good Lord!
Brooke Rollins: "I guess the silver lining in all of this is that we're having a national conversation on our SNAP program. This has shined a light on a program that especially under the last administration has just become so bloated."
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
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I was not aware that Rory Mcilroy was old enough to play guitar for Tears for Fears
I understand there are good people in Florida.
I miss him! Bring him home!