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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans

@reereeison1.bsky.social

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40 Something....married like shit. Live by mascara, die by winged eyeliner. Nice until I'm not so don't shift my balance. If my skyteam don't trust you, I don't either. It's STRICT in this mf. #WeDoNotCare

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 40m

You are so ridiculous lmaoooo

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 58m

Light.
Tyson.

Leta Lestrange @joybella.blacksky.app · 1h

Like you ain't never played Dunk the Dick. Pls, Light Tyson, don't do this.

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 1h

J Alexander's was my SHIT. I miss it

Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 1h

OK. Im sobering. Gonna take myself to my favorite place. J Alexander's for lunch.

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 1h

I need a prickly pear lemonade with a heavy shot of Hendricks

TCG @itstcg.bsky.social · 1h

I want some lemonade. With rum in it.

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 1h

I really should be able to take fmla for this shit

Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 1h

Nah I'm with her cause peri and full on menopause should be considered a bit of disabling condition. 💀

If it impacted men it definitely would be.

BlackDebutante @blackdebutante.bsky.social · 1h

This lady started an email to several of us “between menopause and this contract I’ve been a bit frazzled.”

Bless her heart. But errrrrr girl…

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 1h

You my wings partner cause I need all flats. We can skip the upcharges 🤣🤣🤣

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 1h

The incorrect use of "dominate" in this sentence is actually perfection. These niggas been screaming "I AM A DOMINATE" for years now

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 3h

And my dress too big at the top so the girls are OWT.

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 3h

I smell good as hell today. My word.

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 3h

Fren....lmao

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jeremy bearimy✨ @simplysope.bsky.social · 3h

No that’s Monopoly. Monogamy is the feeling of pensive reflection or contemplation.

Jayne Deaux @karasays.bsky.social · 3h

No that's mahogany. Monogamy is that board game where you take everyone's money

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 3h

Monogamy is that wood they make expensive furniture out of

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 3h

And he's a liar cause pink is one of my favorite colors on you

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Jayne Deaux @karasays.bsky.social · 3h

No that's mahogany. Monogamy is that board game where you take everyone's money

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 3h

Monogamy is that wood they make expensive furniture out of

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 3h

Nah thats mahogany. Monogamy is something thats pleasant and tuneful to hear.

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 3h

Monogamy is that wood they make expensive furniture out of

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 3h

And he dont know velvet isnt a color. George W. will PAY!

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 4h

Happiest birthday friend!!!

Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 5h

Happy Wednesdee!!!
We made it to midweek pals!!

On this particular Wednesday its my 48th trip around the sun. Grateful for another one. Cheers to Libra szn!

And as always in Wednesdays we wear pink!
Get those boobies checked!
#BreastCancerAwarenessMonth

Cocoa in pink Adidas on her birthday on a Wednesday

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 20h

Omni is that girl.

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 20h

Selling armadillo armpits like they right smh

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 20h

Arby’s serving Komodo dragon meat

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 20h

You are appreciated 💚

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 20h

It'll absolutely decimate you if you don't do what needs yo be done to relieve it, even when its things you feel you can't pull away from. Gotta do ot before the body does it for us smh

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 20h

I have a whole sermon on stress but I dont have time to deliver it

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Oh hey Chels! @chelsisright.bsky.social · 21h

The really big thing that takes us out of here and I know it may sound cliché, but it really is hugely significant is STRESS. We should start thinking about stress as a physical condition because that is exactly what it is.

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 21h

IKDR!!!!

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 21h

For real? Congrats boo!!! Its about time 💚

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 21h

They tried to get me on an 8 yr. Bitch gimme the 6 and I was reluctant with that mf