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Randolph Lee Welty

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That’s an old picture. I look much worse now. Smart enough to know I’m stupid. FKA PorcupineEeyore

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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · Jul 1

I cannot stress enough that I have only ever wanted to be a good guy in a bad world if you ever wonder what truly “radicalized” me.

I only want to be a man my son can be proud to call Dad cause I didn’t have that growing up.

Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · Jul 1

Back in the day when I had dreams of being a pro wrestler, enrolled in a school and everything, my entrance music for the character I envisioned for myself would have been My Hero.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · Jul 1

Without saying Best Of You, fav Foo Fighters Song?

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10h

What's crazy about this is that the US military owns a large, uninhabited island directly off the coast from Camp Pendleton specifically for the purpose of targetting in naval live fire exercises en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Cle...

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I-5 may be shut down due to concerns over live-fire military event at Camp Pendleton

Gov. Gavin Newsom’s office is weighing whether to close parts of Interstate 5 beginning Friday amid concerns over what it says is a White House-directed plan to use live ordnance during a military ann...

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 12h

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Gonna need Pritzker to be video taped on Epstein island saying the hardest R before I hate him
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‪nobody‬
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"but granddad, we found out-" 🖐🏾 aht aht. What you are about to say better be important to me

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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 9h

Get us a president who bankrupts a casino by actually winning.

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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 10h

Lord of the rings fans, to the front…

This guy made a diorama of Helm’s Deep

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1d

New protest sign just dropped

ANTIFASCIST LIKE MY DAD with a photo of my dad in his WW2 army uniform

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Chris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 13h

This is from Iron Man #25, the last issue I wrote. Tony avoids Iron Man Day in New York City but happens upon a man having a heart attack on the empty subway platform.

Most of the issue is just Tony and this guy, Tony trying to save his life however he can.

Art by by my best bud Angel Unzueta.

Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 13h

Iron Man faces the reader we see his face and neck and we see Tony Starks eyes through the helmet as he says, “I’m HERE. I’m RIGHT HERE with you.“

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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 13h

Not if you’re a pizza.

Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 1d

Saw somewhere on here words to the effect that Black Mirror can’t hit has hard as it used to because actual reality has accelerated past its concepts at too fast a pace, and seems about right.

Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 1d

Low key the most depressing thing about being in SF for this conference has been watching live TV again and seeing the commercials.

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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 1d

Too embarrassed to be a genocidal shithead from his own heritage despite such great contenders is saying even more about him than the original comment which is saying a whole lot to begin with.

Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 1d

That chin is the chin he wanted in heaven though even if he could never go there.

Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 1d

The ratio of blank face to parts of the face seems accurate though.

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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 1d

Living AI Thumbnail For A 3 Hour Fatty Arbuckle YouTube Video somehow even worse than that description would imply.

maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 1d

The NY young republican who said that rape is "epic" looks like a fuckin ventriloquist dummy

Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 1d

If this man’s hat were any tighter he’d be the purple person all racists love to not hate.

Trey Callaway @treycallaway.bsky.social · 1d

Just spotted in a Beverly Hills dentist’s office. All captions and comments welcome.

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 1d

This muh fucka look like he calls the police on seasoning

maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 1d

The NY young republican who said that rape is "epic" looks like a fuckin ventriloquist dummy

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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 1d

Waiting for the wypipo to call this a hate crime…

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 2d

….this is real.

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 2d

This is some “you gotta hand it to MTG for yelling at Trump” shit. No you do not gotta hand it to Columbus. Especially for some made up shit that has no basis in reality.

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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 2d

Like for serious cryptids or making fun of a bonkers cryptid show? Cause Bigfeets is great from former Cracked.com folks.

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Ariella Elm @ariellaelm.bsky.social · 2d

Anytime there is a flood in the continental US, it is the biggest story across all social media.

Apparently, the same as not true for a catastrophe in Alaska. There was a typhoon yesterday morning and much of western Alaska is now underwater with homes with people in them just floating away.
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🩸Spooky Sara🩸 @pashion.bsky.social · 2d

Spray paint on a fence a metal chained fence that reads Bitchopher Columbitch instead of Christopher Columbus

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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 3d

I know his wife was a medic in Iraq but I choose to believe she was Evelyn Salt and will save his ass if needed.

Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 3d

Just heard 2 dudes unironically talking about Littleton, Colorado without talking about what Littleton is actually famous for.

Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 3d

Man… really cannot stress how depressing it is to overhear people talking at a hotel bar right before a big tech conference.

Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 3d

Man… really cannot stress how depressing it is to overhear people talking at a hotel bar right before a big tech conference.

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Kate 🪷 @kateculliton.bsky.social · 3d

Indigenous woman says This Monday, don't forget:
Fuck Christopher Columbus.
@thesidewalkschool

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