Aww sad we didn't get this

I’d debated not sharing this while it was in progress and only posting when it was done.
But zog it.
Ere’s wot am workin on for Orktober!
Gitz a Gundork!

It sounds like you are going to Germania-fy giant balls of twine.

[while in a country with its own various pork dishes]

No I want *my* pork dishes.

It is done.

Oldest kid just blurted out unprompted "There should be a Burnout 3 but for planes". Kid's been 10 years old for like ten minutes and she's already perfected the art of being 10 years old. Incredible.

There’s like several eras of Pokemon I’ve never seen. I’ve still only played Red, Blue, and Yellow and I mostly only know of the original 150

This photo hangs in my home. Making Season 2 of #Peacemaker has been the highlight of my creative life and it wouldn’t be that way with each of these folks who I truly love. Haven’t watched it? Watch it now on HBO Max.

T minus 0. Going to office to return my laptop and have final lunch with colleagues.

I bought a 5th edition Necron codex recently and I love how lore heavy the old codex books were, and also how Necrons had this whole mystery of harvesting pariah humans and maybe still being led by C'tan specifically the Deceiver

They gather like this every month!

#warhammer #art

the microplastics and heavy metals in my body squaring up to decide who gets to give me cancer

Coffee is the ultimate former alcoholic drink. You can pay a guy $18 to make a fancy version of it right in front of your bloodshot eyes, or you can buy one in a gas station for a buck and a half while slowly crying to "Night Moves" because you just need to feel something again

Both sides of a conflict are calling each other evil and corrupt, rendering me, a humble journalist, helpless to discern the truth. Best I can do is let you know that both sides are in fact saying those things. Hope this helps

Love to listen to Dr K's latest videos and have him describe the exact thing I did as being the wrong approach to dealing with passive life challenges 🫠

LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX

What about the drivers how do they compare to Penang lang

There are a lot of Onion/Clickhole articles that have become meme-ified to the point that they serve as short-hand responses to posts - "Worst Guy You Know Makes Great Point," "No way to stop this says only place it happens," etc, but I feel like this is an underutilized one.

I love how the message of The Good Place was "It is impossible to be a good person under Capitalism and also impossible to ameliorate its influence while you are living. Your sins can only be purged in the afterlife!"

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

chewsday innit?

Mamdani's dad be like

the real fantasy of #Peacemaker is the dream of getting adult friends who don't listen to your music to give it a chance and listen to your music with you.