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It's ya boi Guzma @professorbeef.bsky.social · 21m

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It's ya boi Guzma @professorbeef.bsky.social · 3h

anyways, play P-ZA

also play Tim Strange

have fun instead of arguing about balconies

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It's ya boi Guzma @professorbeef.bsky.social · 6h

I don't wanna speak too much on this so all I'll say is that it's very funny seeing people dunk on Pokémon for "relying on nostalgia" and then praise Bamco, of all companies, in the same breath.

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 14h

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The Red-Headed Strangler @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 14h

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 18h

“get his ass” is so hilarious, it’s like the modern version of “seize him”

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It's ya boi Guzma @professorbeef.bsky.social · 15h

In some ways, yes

It's ya boi Guzma @professorbeef.bsky.social · 15h

First impressions of Pokémon ZA is that it is extremely handholdy at the start, maybe the worst in the series in that regard.

When you're able to play, however, it is very fun

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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 16h

Being homeless in Lumiose must be the worst thing ever, you can't sleep on benches and when it's night there's dozens of trainers having battles so if you go in to the wrong place at the wrong time you will be hit by a full force Hydro Pump

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It's ya boi Guzma @professorbeef.bsky.social · 1d

Finally Pokemon ZA time www.twitch.tv/profbeef

ProfBeef - Twitch

I'm Professor Beef. Someone took the

www.twitch.tv

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alivia h. @slugspoon.bsky.social · 1d

what if sudowoodo could make a peace sign?

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It's ya boi Guzma @professorbeef.bsky.social · 1d

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17d

guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩

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Black Sabre Jr. 🏆 @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 1d

The Don Callis Family is evil but they have a very good vibe about them overall. Lotta good elements at play: They have retreats, throw parties for each other, they have a guy with a fat ass, three luchadors, two gorgeous Japanese dudes. 🤼‍♂️

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Bulbapedia @bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net · 2d

25 years ago today, Pokémon Gold and Silver Versions were first released for the Game Boy in North America!

The games featured 100 new Pokémon, the new Johto region and a revisit of Kanto, all in color!

https://bulbapedia.b...

English boxarts of Pokémon Gold and Silver Versions

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Panic Restaurant @panicrestaurant.bsky.social · 2d

pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28
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oh poor baby do do do you need the robot to make you pictures?
yeah?
you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? do so you're a
moron?? so do do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ??

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GenghisKait is spoooky - commissions open, dm for info @genghiskait.bsky.social · 2d

Happy #portfolioday

I’m Kait, an illustrator and designer. I’m currently open for work, please DM me if interested!

My portfolio is largely wrestling-based, but I’m open to most types of work!

#aew #wrestling #art

Colorful illustration of AEW wrestler Mina Shirakawa.

Spoof poster of the film Re-Animator featuring AEW wrestler Jack Perry.

Painting of AEW wrestlers Mason Madden Queen Aminata.

Teal illustration of AEW wrestlers Mason Madden and Mansoor, aka MxM Collection.

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It's ya boi Guzma @professorbeef.bsky.social · 2d

Maximum Carnage was bad too, but the sequel was way worse

It's ya boi Guzma @professorbeef.bsky.social · 2d

as a sonic fan some of those replies make me laugh, like brother/sister PLEASE you have not reached the depth of slop that i have

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It's ya boi Guzma @professorbeef.bsky.social · 2d

of the games i've actually BEATEN, i would say Spider-Man & Venom: Separation Anxiety might be one of the worst

lex luddy (ichiban appreciator) @lexluddy.xyz · 2d

What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)

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What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 3d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

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It's ya boi Guzma @professorbeef.bsky.social · 2d

he endorsed NFTs for a while but i dunno, i might be willing to forgive

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 2d

He really put a "but I'm different" in his eulogy. What a mind.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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It's ya boi Guzma @professorbeef.bsky.social · 2d

i felt bad for Flareon fans for years until it finally got a good physical fire move (Flare Blitz) in gen 6

anyways my choice is Jolteon

rome. @romewithadot.com · 2d

You caught an Eevee!!!

Do you want to evolve it?

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1/2 Bit @pixelcat.wtf · 7d

Every time I see a friend starting a game multiple times in a row on steam this meme comes to mind

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