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Enough time has passed that I can definitively say that the “everyone is 12 now” post is THE load bearing post of Bluesky. The hall of famer Bluesky post. It commands respect even from Bluesky skeptics and haters

Street Witch

AI is like that time I woke up and found a U2 album I didn't ask for on my iPod.

I don't want it. I didn't ask for it. Leave me alone.

hey man. sorry. i was just thinking i would assist another living being to continue existing. didn't realize you view existence as sin

Transgender the way I bolted my old one and destroyed the concept of gender

important:

Need to turn that one into a sticker !

Ik nobody hires managers with this intent in mind anymore but I think it should be how you manage people anyways. Like you should take a management job where you're supposed to police people and lie on their behalf. You should protect them from your superiors instead of being the rat they hire for

If you are a manager of people, you should be genuinely obligated to look after them and their well-being. If they seem unwell you *help*. If they need something you can provide you *provide it.* A manager should be an advocate for the people they manage and not policing them

"Villainess isekai where the protagonist who's obsessed with the heroine messes with her early in an effort to make her appeal to the love interests more and accidentally makes the heroine obsessed with her" Cool, now have them kiss, coward

Game design around addiction triggers for gambling like mechanics should be regulated at least, completely banned at worst

Feels like, I dunno, maybe it might be a good plan if we associated this obviously bad and increasingly unpopular idea with the politician whose entire career has been telling us it would be a good idea

Living in 2025 has convinced me as a writer that I can never make an "evil but principled, refined, elegant mastermind" style villain ever again. Evil these days is dumb as a brick, openly racist, and clumsy as can be, and yet it's still somehow effective.

Villains with panache are now unrealistic

hi friends pls listen to this in preparation for your halloweens

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP7t...

Anyone who is online stoking flames between libs and leftists right now at this moment when the libs and leftists are actually getting along in the streets is either unserious or a bad actor

I DO NOT WANT INTERNET OF THINGS I WANT INTERNET WITH THINGS AND THOSE THINGS ARE MY FRIENDS WHO MAKE INCREDIBLE ART AND JOKES AND SHARE WHAT MAKES THEM FIND BEAUTY IN THIS GODFORSAKEN WORLD. DEATH TO CONTENT LIFE TO ART DEATH TO ALGORITHMS LIFE TO SHOWING ME YOUR COOL THING.

shoutout to women

hear me out, Aurora as Melinoe

[respectfully] poggers 🫡

Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person

Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day

Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG

Convo I had with a coworker's little kid when I was pre-HRT.

Her: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Me: "a girl"
Her: "why do you look like a boy?
Me: "just happens sometimes"
Her: "oh 🤔 ok! Oooh a doggy"
Chid runs off the play with the dog, who is way more interesting than me.