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Sam 🎃
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Inventor of caramel apple nachos
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Harvard is the 'best case scenario' for US research pedagogy (at least, financially). They have a $57bn endowment. I think the takeaway here is that the days of most PhD programs in the US are numbered
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Getting a tattoo of dickbutt in case I run for office one day so at least my scandal is a feel good story.
“Is Ricky Fitness the one with the magical guitar?”
“No, you’re thinking of Eaglebones Falconhawk and his laser guitar.”
- the sacred lore being passed down from child to child in my living room
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people in heaven sleep standing up like horses
I will become potato
the Aldi silver rain poncho
I’m losing it, this is amazing
Been meaning to get around to that forever
Ok The Blob is perfect, thanks 🧡
I’ve seen some of Lone Wolf and Cub! Good rec
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“e’rybody about that pussy” - emile zola
Having a Coke Zero for the first time in months, feels like straight up drugs.
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many of you
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Iowa, Tama County, Tax Records, 1865-1939
Someone here mentioned there’s going to be lot of land for sale in Iowa after the soy debacle, perfect for data centers, and maybe that was part of the point.
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I wrote a song about one of the characters from this show as part of my January songwriting challenge 🥲

josaleighpollett.bandcamp.com/track/jan-28...
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Smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz
Jimmy Stewart could never
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Invented caramel apple nachos at dessert tonight. Could probably qualify for a Nobel peace prize, if anybody wants to run that up the chain.
The front desk lady at the optometrist whispered to me that her boss hates her hot dog bird, so I filled out a comment card saying it was my favorite thing about the place