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hired geek & fuzzy peep // he/him // yorkshire european // remain indoors // may contain more than your RDA of sarcasm // http://meow.social/@patterfloof // AI is Tech Heresy

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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 16h

work: "you must have at least 5 objectives"
me: "aight, they gonna be shite tho"

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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 3d

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 15d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy @mow.mom · 8d

So that explains why every deer I know is into piss

COLOR VISION
HUMANS & DEER
Human Vision Spectrum
Deer Vision Spectrum

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Ted (& technically Ro) @brandtandstein.com · 12d

Two photos side by side. On the left is Karl Urban as Judge Dredd, labelled “Karl Urban”. On the right is Karl Urban as Eomer, labelled “Karl Rural”.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19h

the firehose is public, they can read every one of your stupid posts if they want to

bluesky posts have already been used in court

what you want to avoid is the vicious little groyper running their social media account sending your username to his boss and going “ruin this guy’s life”

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19h

If the government wanted to spy on Bluesky users they wouldn't need official accounts to do that, those are only here to get people in trouble for posting dumb shit at them

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StrayJim @strayjim.bsky.social · 18h

Any artists out there be able to recommend a good hand brace/ wrap for drawing?

I use a wacom tablet often and have been drawing traditionally a bit this weekend.

My hand (little finger and the palm in that area) is really painful :(

It's not carpal tunnel - more a pressure point from tablet use

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boo-tins @vootins.bsky.social · 18h

Mario said unionize your workplace

Image of Mario and Luigi from Super Mario Brothers (1993) crossing a big wrench and plunger, looking stoic, edited with red filter and text: Workers of the World UNITE!

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18h

Hasan: I am not willing to sit back and watch our glorious American multiracial and multicultural democratic experiment destroyed by the guy from Home Alone 2.

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🌺🌊 Yeensywingsy 🏖️🔞 @yeensy.website · 18h

do not stop posting furry porn, also be sure to tag it per posting guidelines

Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 18h

Keep it up lol

We are
KIRK ARMY
NOW
1983-2025
Mike @BigMike31491329 •15m
Replying to @catturd2
I got on @bluesky yesterday wanting to troll and have a good time. After about 20 minutes, I had to delete said account. They are disgusting!
Mostly porn, trans porn, and just. I had to delete that account and wash my eyes.

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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 17h

Oh, was about to ask OP if Corsac & Cossack had a linguistic connection (me, mid reading a summary of Russian history)

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Fox Popvli @foxpopvli.bsky.social · 1d

17. Corsac Fox
Sooo serious!
#foxtobwr2025 #foxpopvli

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Just Some Guy @utopianparallax.bsky.social · 18h

I wish people understood what bullshit most organizational "metrics" are. "We measured something!" No you didn't, you forced people to make something up.

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Hantée-noë @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 18h

this would fix me

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19h

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait... and she was like you'll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we're holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 17h

'member

No Gods, No Masters

Art depicting the New Vegas roulette spinner tower, with the city & a security bot

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⚡Macy Lee⚡🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kiffy.cat · 1d

Tactical CatWolf action last night at @doggyweekend.bsky.social! The platinum vest harness slaps ❤️

#fursuit #doggyweekend #kinkster

Cat wolf fursuit rocking a harness pants and paws

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Kyra Dempsey - Admiral Cloudberg @kyracloudy.bsky.social · 1d

Found a new meme template in the B727 ops manual.
Me when the FO starts talking about politics:

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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 1d

This.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 1d

if the management of this place actually wanted to increase the userbase, the best way to attract a lot of progressives would be to take a public anti-conservative stance, & the best way to attract a lot of conservatives would be to take a public anti-conservative stance

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Katnay 🇲🇽 🦜 @katnay.bsky.social · 1d

Linea 13

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Ryotsuke @ryotsuke.bsky.social · Feb 15

I'm not the best dietician but I'm offering the best diet

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I-Scream Ridge @eileen4ever.bsky.social · 2d

My friend’s neighbor’s house fell off its foundation (old steel structure collapsed), and they just did the funniest thing.

Giant skeleton looking like it’s tipping over a house.

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Inkit89 @inkit89.bsky.social · 1d

Minerva knows why you’re really here 🍸💄
#MinervaMink #Fanart #FlirtyMood

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Shirley Eugest 🗽⚖️ @eugestshirley.bsky.social · 1d

I see a wood floor
And I want it painted blah
No colors anymore
I want them to turn blah🎶

after Songwriters: Michael Phillip Jagger / Keith Richards

Do you know how hard it will be to restore that?

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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 1d

"I see a wood floor and I want it painted gray"

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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 1d

Famous Standardization XKCD
Panel 1: There are 14 Competing Starfleet Uniforms
Panel 2: two characters, both in shitty renditions of Star Trek Uniforms. One says "14? Ridiculous! We need t o develop one universal standard!"
Panel 3: There are 15 Competing Starfleet Uniforms

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