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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1m

they are also the whole of his bucket list, time's ticking (allegedly), etc.

geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 2m

i mean, he's going to invoke the insurrection act, right? seems inevitable, *especially* if he's dying. the man has seven memories from between 1985 and 2024 left and two of them are insurrection act and tariff

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 4h

started / going

DHS Says Social Media Will Be Screened for ‘Antisemitism’ as It Purges Pro-Palestine Immigrants
Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem says people shouldn't try to "hide behind the First Amendment."

Border Patrol Posts Instagram Propaganda Video Featuring Antisemitic Slurs
The video was pinned to Border Patrol's Instagram Reels.
By Matt Novak
Updated October 15, 2025

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1h

never letting it go. it haunts me!

geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · Jul 26

i know this isn't the point but man all these people dress like absolute fucking shit

Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · Jul 25

thank you, muckraking journalists of the bari weiss tribune, for exposing the awesome stuff zohran mamdani has tweeted about like abolishing medical bills and seizing the property of millionaires

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1h

i dunno she also dresses pretty terribly. horrible sense of style. i probably wouldn't want that at my wedding either. something to think about

Kurtbert Barlowko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 7h

"disliking me is persecution" describes so incredibly many people's entire outlook these days defector.com/free-press-r...

Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector

It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...

defector.com

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 6h

some colleagues have suggested to me that shame is irrelevant because the people on the "other side" don't know or care what "we" (on whatever "this side") think of them. I have...not gotten that impression

Kurtbert Barlowko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 7h

"disliking me is persecution" describes so incredibly many people's entire outlook these days defector.com/free-press-r...

Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector

It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...

defector.com

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1h

love that it's never, like, oh threads went down. bluesky got a plug in the news. justin bieber made an account. it's always this, every time

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1h

watch yourself. he is our king

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1h

was it nazi stuff

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1h

uh oh what did the nazi south african do this time

Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 5h

Bluesky crashed from everyone joining lol. We're getting everyone on here

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1h

thats right

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1h

geoffs are the native plant lawns of jeffs

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1h

Geoffs/geoffreys are exempt

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1h

can i apply for a grandfathering waiver we were here first

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1h

listen sometimes it’s just like that

Your order
1 Chorizo Burrito
1 Breakfast Burrito
Bacon, Cheese, Avocado
Subtotal
$13.60
$14.75
$28.35

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 2h

surely no one has ever made this exact meme before

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 2h

"got hands" meme, a low-poly cgi boxer standing fists up saying "ok ima end history", then sitting down and drinking water saying "damn history got hands"

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 2h

history heard you were talking shit and it didn't like that at all

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 17h

LET 👏 YOUR 👏 DADS 👏 BE 👏 CUTE 👏

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 17h

just saw a commercial mocking chubby dads for wearing tiny shorts and this is a) not the variety of short straight heterosexual men in their late 40s wear and b) working directly against the cultural momentum we have been pressing forward sisyphean for my entire life and i WILL NOT stand for it

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 14h

i mean i am not posing myself as above it here, i use apple music, not exactly a paragon of virtue, but whew

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 14h

and like spotify is up there! it's one of those things that is very much in the "yeah i mean what are you gonna do" category. but this is truly gross

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 14h

i'm a "you can't take a stand on everything" person, we all get a pass on a few, within reason, but jesus fucking christ

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 14h

i mean yeah no ethical consumption i guess to a point but i cannot imagine not becoming incandescent with rage about this

Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 2d

Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 14h

yeah you get it lol

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 14h

as someone who grew up with a lot of private school friends in los angeles i am very familiar with the type lol

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