i'm just patrick, deep down
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ouisequitur.bsky.social
hey you guys, should that doomsday clock just be spinning like that
ouisequitur.bsky.social
good on everything

ok

fruity pebbles
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lucasjn.bsky.social
Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖
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joshuaerlich.bsky.social
all NYT headlines include an implied chasing goose
dceiver.bsky.social
incredible use of the passive exonerative tense
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
i will be using "battery saver mode" to describe dodgers regular season hijinks going forward, thank u for your service, brave commenter
- Mysterious Daniel

14 minutes ago
Dodgers can get 90+ wins playing the entire season on battery saver mode and then just blast through the playoffs. If I weren't a Giants fan I'd be in awe of it.
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funeralpig.bsky.social
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
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ironspike.bsky.social
Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
URSUAL K LE GUN
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taliajane.bsky.social
this is where movements become moments & die: people see the display of a radical tactic and, not comprehending the tactical purpose, adopt only the display as an echo of the fight.

it becomes an empty, consumerist meme: buy an inflatable and dance around and that’s how you fight ICE!
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taliajane.bsky.social
the spectacle as a deescalating tactic, absent anything to deescalate, can easily devolve into stuntery and cosplay: nothing materially impacted, but people pat themselves on the back for the sweat from dancing around for a couple hours, as if they had done something other than tire themselves out.
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jakevig.bsky.social
They should allow betting on politics with those gambling apps like FanDuel and DraftKings, because I want to see a Barstool bro posting to a Congressperson "You couldn't have had one more cloture vote??? You cost me $1,500 you lazy piece of shit!!! Do not run for reelection, you suck."
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faineg.bsky.social
“This heckin’ pupperino fucking hates La Migra,” to paraphrase from @weratedogs.com
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This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. They showed up at his door "looking for migrants after receiving a tip." The son of the family asked if they could wait before entering the home while he put Chop away in the bathroom, as the dog can be aggressive with strangers.
According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home, opened the bathroom door, and shot Chop. None of the agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to Chop, as he bled to death on the kitchen floor. Unsurprisingly, the agent who shot their dog then hid from them and refused to give his name. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
14/10
CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/el-paso-family-claims-border-patrol-killed-their-dog-during-search-cbp-
ouisequitur.bsky.social
he's not wrong
purplechrain.bsky.social
Trump really just bragged at a Charlie Kirk memorial event that he’s better at dodging assassin’s bullets than Charlie Kirk.
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Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
ouisequitur.bsky.social
*mitigation achieved through activation of GaslightMode™️
joparkerbear.bsky.social
“Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.”

Right. OK. I’ve read conflicting reports but that’s great
ouisequitur.bsky.social
this is one of those things that happens to a person to cause them to have One Job going forward.
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amandamull.bsky.social
It’s important to send a reporter who will recognize Jason Isbell
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amandamull.bsky.social
For Businessweek’s November issue, I have a feature about the high-fee premium credit card war being waged by American Express and Chase for the hearts, minds, and swipes of America’s affluent supershoppers. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Inside the Credit Card Battle to Win America’s Richest Shoppers
The fierce fight between Amex and Chase is playing out over higher fees, extravagant events and every perk imaginable.
www.bloomberg.com
ouisequitur.bsky.social
my shirt raises a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
me before start of evening 5k pointing to my shirt to get photographer's attention the shirt says (not a cult) over li'l swervy run club
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jelenawoehr.bsky.social
I know the temptation is to just scroll past this with a “not surprised” reaction, but you should read this if you have the emotional bandwidth to encounter horrifying slurs and violent sentiments, because there’s an important takeaway: extremism is often performed to reinforce an in-group’s bond.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...