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Most Excellent Theophilus
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If the inflation gets bad just raise taxes
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Chris Cillizza is one of the dumbest, most dishonest people on the planet
I wonder why a Black person might give him a bad tip...
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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To be clear, the thing that will absolutely fuck us in the "drug war" is losing the cooperation of Colombia, Peru, and Mexico and it very much looks like we're doing it.
Colombian President Gustavo Petro’s administration began evaluating the potential expulsion of U.S. military personnel and CIA agents from Colombian military bases, according to reports from local media.

colombiaone.com/2025/10/24/c...
Petro Mulls Ending US Military and CIA Presence in Colombia
President Gustavo Petro is reportedly considering ending U.S. military and CIA, Intelligence agencies presence in Colombia.
colombiaone.com
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No more shopping at the Gap.#BoycottTheGap
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What if everyone in charge of every company was so much richer than their employees that they lived a delusional life completely divorced from the reality of the body politic?
No more shopping at the Gap.#BoycottTheGap
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Who goes Nazi, Disney animation edition
oh like you're so perfect. I bet you've never even killed a puppy or burned down a school building mr prim and proper
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“Don’t protest.” Not great when federal law enforcement leaders start directly and openly denying the existence of the literal and explicit First Amendment.
“The use of force that I’ve seen has been exemplary — the least amount of force necessary to accomplish the mission,” Bovino told @cbsnews.com Friday. “If someone strays into a pepper ball, then that’s on them. Don’t protest and don’t trespass.”
FULL STORY: U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis ordered Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, who has led a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and the suburbs, to appear in her courtroom in person at 10 a.m. Tuesday. @wttw.bsky.social
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This mfer never read Madeline smdh
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
How exactly is he *working* class? He *owns* an oyster farm!
If you call yourself a farmer I expect two things -

- you're in serious hock to the bank, never met a farmer who isn't

- if you don't produce, you die

Anything less than this - Platner sells exclusively to his mother - you're a hobbyist
Everyone will be held to account
On Wednesday, Nancy Pelosi suggested that those who break the law should be held accountable, even if those people are federal agents.

On Thursday, AG Pam Bondi said she’s launching a DOJ investigation into the House speaker emerita. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
AG Pam Bondi announces investigation into another Trump foe: Nancy Pelosi
Pelosi suggested those who break the law should be held accountable, even if those people are federal agents. The attorney general wasn’t pleased.
www.msnbc.com
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On Wednesday, Nancy Pelosi suggested that those who break the law should be held accountable, even if those people are federal agents.

On Thursday, AG Pam Bondi said she’s launching a DOJ investigation into the House speaker emerita. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
AG Pam Bondi announces investigation into another Trump foe: Nancy Pelosi
Pelosi suggested those who break the law should be held accountable, even if those people are federal agents. The attorney general wasn’t pleased.
www.msnbc.com
Goodness I remember that game being boring
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Alex Jones if he was an enlightened New Deal Democrat committed to the brotherhood of man
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ordinary americans are filming ice agents and trying to save their neighbors. for all the hemming and hawing during 2024 about how democracy was an elite concern, the elites gave up far more quickly than average people.
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A lot of people here claiming to channel “normies” really mean “my fellow *Jacobin* readers” and these are…not the same thing.
im sorry but if you think “normies” dont care about the white house being demolished for a half billion dollar golden vanity ballroom as the economy implodes then you just arent as plugged in as you think you are
It's telling that he invokes an imaginary "normal person" instead of talking about the feelings of the normal people he knows personally and their feelings on the matter.
there’s something distasteful in the way people describe the poor as having only their economic plight guide their values. it feels almost condescending, as though they can’t walk and chew gum and think that disrespecting an historic office is bad.
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i will note again that there is a really unhealthy, unpleasant and strong current of consumerism that runs through the left in a way that genuinely didn’t used to be true
The responses this post is getting, combined with the animating grievances of large swathes of politics, has convinced me we need a kind of society wide PSA about how Buying Things Is Optional.

You don’t think video games should cost $100? Don’t buy the videogame. Buying Things Is Optional.
AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. this would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising
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A bunch of supposed leftists spent the entire biden admin undermining the most pro worker admin since FDR because their treats cost too much