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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop

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"Tell myself I'm an artist but I'm really just a piece of shit". Writing: https://www.theravencroft.com | Data: https://farnsworth-institute.org/ | Pictures: https://www.instagram.com/thomas.of.ravens/

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 10h

Look you can reasonably plead self defense

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MonsterVine @monstervine.com · 11h

Don’t you ever yearn to go to sleep and become a Viking? Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go apeshit? - @oldpappythomas.bsky.social

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Norse: Oath of Blood Preview – Lead Your Viking Clan in a Bloody Quest for Glory

Don’t you ever want to just cast off the bonds of this boring life in a world that sucks, hit the longships, and go raiding? Don’t you ever yearn to go to sleep and become a Viking? Aren’t you tired…

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11h

Signs your teen is secretly binging Werner Herzog:

LOL: labour of language
DILF: documentaries I love to film
BRB: brutal recordings of bears

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🍒 Cherry Scampers 🐁 @cherryscampers.bsky.social · 1d

youtubes be like but first we have to explain the concept of a physical object for 5 minutes

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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 13h

“Her plane takes off from Baltimore and touches down on Bourbon Street” is a line I would give a pinky finger to have written

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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 1d

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Naomi Clark (@metasynthie) 暗悪直美 @halfrobot.com · 20h

The term "virtue signaling" is, as many have noted, mostly useful for signaling that you're game for (or self-promoting) as some sort of opposite badass -- an edgy dirtbag dealing in uncomfortable truths, tough on [ thing you declare is bad which supposedly some people think is good ] etc etc

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 11h

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Blue Jays lose

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The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 15h

The Criminal

Doodle of an orange cat with a piece of crumpled plastic in his mouth. He is running away quickly, wide-eyed. There is text from someone shouting "WHO IS EATING PLASTIC!!!"

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 12h

many such cases

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 12h

Watching the Mariners body the Blue Jays like

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

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Stu1701 @stu1701.bsky.social · 21h

The playable DEMO of #StarTrek Voyager - Across the Unknown just went live today! store.steampowered.com/app/2643390/...

Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown on Steam

Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown is a story-driven survival strategy game in which the fate of the iconic starship is in your hands. Take the helm, manage the ship and resources, and make diffi...

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 13h

Hahaha POlanco with a 3 run dinger, suck on your own cowardice, Blue Jays

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 13h

oooh, a misanthrope, a person who is grumpy on the internet, a truly cutting edge take

Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 13h

Jays walking Raleigh.

a cartoon of a man with a mustache and the words it 's ok to be scared

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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 1d

Tim Curry was a 20-something stage actor living in London in the seedy, sex-drenched 1970s when he auditioned for a new B-movie musical called “The Rocky Horror Show.” In a new interview, Curry discusses the cult classic, David Bowie, Studio 54, and more. http://nyer.cm/Z9RkgrI

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merritt @merrittk.com · 14h

if you look at social media and dont immediately feel better what you should do is keep going back to it every five minutes or so. eventually you will find the Post that makes your life better

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 14h

Four if you're a sinner, only one of you're a good person

Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 14h

My previous job involved a lot of data governance work which was a lot of "no you can't give all the health data we have to some guy with an app to keep on his laptop forever because he seemed cool" conversations

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 14h

two men are hugging each other on a stage .

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15h

the protagonist isn't always the hero. they are just the person the book is about. sometimes authors write books about people who are bad and it does not mean that the author is bad