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Will Weldon
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social
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Lack of worth ethic, lack of conditioning, injury concerns. Host of the podcast I Hate Bill Maher.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 13d
New episode I Hate Bill Maher: @melbuer.bsky.social joins the show to experience more Bill Maher than she ever had before, and the number of times she says some variation of "my notes here just say 'I wish I didn't exist'" seems to suggest she didn't leave a fan of the guy.
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A close up of a fedora'd Bill Maher's face, with a guy wearing a horse head mask photoshopped next to him. The horse head guy is holding his blazer-over-a-sweater, as if to say "look at me; I'm off to a job interview."
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Sammy Roth @sammyroth.bsky.social · 1d
First sentence says it all: "Gov. Gavin Newsom has vetoed legislation that would have required data centers to report how much water they use." Read the rest of the story though. from @ianjames.bsky.social: www.latimes.com/environment/...
California cracks down on water theft but spares data centers from disclosing how much they use
Gov. Newsom vetoed a bill that would have required data centers to report their projected water use when applying for a business license.
www.latimes.com
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Seerat Sohi @seeratsohi.bsky.social · 1d
The CBA, Saudi money, Unrivaled, conflicts of interest, an embattled commissioner, and increased NBA involvement: here's a mega-primer for what promises to be the most chaotic, transformational offseason in WNBA history

www.theringer.com/2025/10/14/w...
The WNBA’s Future Is on the Clock
It’s a make-or-break offseason for the WNBA. Is the league headed for a lockout? Or will the players get the changes they’re demanding?
www.theringer.com
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2d
MacReady: "We're gonna draw a little bit of everybody's blood. Ya see, when a man bleeds, it's just tissue, but blood from one of you Things won't obey when it's attacked. It'll try and survive... crawl away from a hot needle, say."

Garry: "Would cum work?"

Macready: "Quit askin that!"
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 2d
He's giving a 3/10 in his effort to pretend like he gives a shit
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Obama: "When you see an administration suggest that ordinary street crime is an insurrection or a terrorist act, that is a genuine effort to weaken how we have understood democracy."
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Peter du Toit @peterdutoit.com · 2d
NEW: Global Tipping Points 2025 Report.

“We can no longer talk about tipping points as a future risk. The first tipping of widespread dieback of warm water coral reefs is already under way.”—Tim Lenton

Report: global-tipping-point...

#ClimateCrisis
Aerial view of a river winding through dense green forest, with text overlay reading “GLOBAL TIPPING POINTS REPORT 2025 Summary” and a small circular logo at the top right labeled “Global Tipping Points”.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 3d
3D printers: WE NEED YOU! If you have a printer, start making whistles for your community. Volunteers of ours have been printing and passing them out across communities, over 200 have been handed out so far!
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 2d
Best part of Task so far is in this most recent episode when Mark Ruffalo punches a guy in the kidney and the guy really loudly goes "Oh, FUCK!" In that moment, I really believed he'd been punched in a major organ.
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Dr. Bradley Onishi @bradleyonishi.bsky.social · 4d
Paging the Anti-Christian Bias Task Force
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 4d
Outside of the Broadview ICE facility, a state trooper tells the delegation attempting to have communion with detainees that ICE has denied their request.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 5d
‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie
‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 3d
I mean for each other
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 3d
This is one of the most perfect couples in the world (non complimentary)
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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 3d
chat it's happening

uk.news.yahoo.com/katy-perry-j...
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau appear to confirm romance - report
After months of rumours, proof seems to be in that Katy Perry is dating former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. The loved-up couple were spotted kissing and cuddling on board Perry's 24-metre y...
uk.news.yahoo.com
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 3d
Sally, you're... stupid
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Justin Elliott @justinelliott.bsky.social · 3d
Here is our full story that Vance is dismissing, with primary source documents showing Trump cabinet members with multiple primary-residence mortgages

www.propublica.org/article/trum...

www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 3d
we need to abolish this shit
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 3d
Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in heath, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself solely unto her for as long as you both shall live? Let me know in the comments.
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Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social · 4d
The city had to discuss hiring an outside law firm for $125k to fight the LAT public records lawsuit. Deleting public records is a big no-no and may have cost taxpayers over $100k to fight it.
GOVERNMENT CODE SECTION 54956.9(d)(1) REPORT RE: PROPOSED LEGAL SERVICES AGREEMENT WITH BIENART KATZMAN LITTRELL WILLIAMS, LLP TO PROVIDE LEGAL SERVICES RELATED LOS ANGELES TIMES COMMUNICATIONS v. CITY OF LOS ANGELES LASC Case No. 25STCP01139 The Honorable City Council of the City of Los Angele loom 395. City Hall 200 North Spring Street Los Angeles, CA 90012 Honorable Members: Pursuant to California Government Code Section 54956.9(d)(1), this Office wishes to meet in closed session to discuss the retention of Bienert Katzman Littrell Williams LLP (BKLW) to assist the City Attorney's Office in the City's defense of a lawsuit based on alleged violations of laws relating to record retention, willful destruction of government records, and the California Public Record Act (CPRA), entitled Los AngelesTimes Communications, et al. v. City of Los Angeles, LASC Case 1. Approve a contract with Bienert Katzman Littrell Williams LLP for outside counsel assistance with Los Angeles Times Communications et al. v. City of Los Angeles, LASC Case No. 25STCP01139; 2. Instruct the CAO to identify funding in the amount of $125,000 for this contract and transfer the same to the City Attorney Fund 100, Department No. 12, Account No. 009301; 3. That the City Attorney or her designee be authorized to prepare Controller instructions for any necessary technical adjustments, subject to the approval of the CAO, and authorize the Controller to implement the instructions. Sincerely, HYDEE FELDSTEIN SOTO, City Attorney By Assistant City Attorney
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Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social · 4d
Her handling of public records is fishy. Her office said texts related to the Palisades Fire between her and acting mayor Marqueece Harris-Dawson were initially deleted. After LAT sued her office, 125 texts were recovered.

www.latimes.com/california/n...
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Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social · 4d
I requested email records from the LA Mayor’s office regarding journalist detainments, arrests, and assaults during the two weeks of protests anti-ICE protests in June. Only one email was released and it was from @adamrose.bsky.social. Are we really to believe her office has one email about it?
Email titled: Fwd: URGENT: LAPD holding journalist in jail for up to a week Sent to the Mayor’s office and LAPD officers Email says: Anthony Orendorff is an independent filmmaker currently in LAPD custody in Van Nuys. I'm in contact with his sister, who informs me that the Public Defender's office says he may be held for up to a week. However, there is clearly a dispute about the situation. I cannot say with certainty until I find video, and I ask you to seek BWV immediately (today) and act to ensure this is handled appropriately -- including the potential of expedited release this afternoon. Orendorff was arrested at an active ICE raid at a Costco parking lot in Pacoima yesterday (Thursday, June 19). According to his sister: "LAPD was called to do crowd control and singled him out. There were tons of witnesses who saw what happened. He didn't touch any officer. He was lunged at by one officer in particular and arrested, and charged with battery." PIO confirms to me that the charge is a misdemeanor PC 243(b) for battery on a police officer. Unfortunately, LAPD officers have proven themselves extremely unreliable over the past two weeks - and frankly last several years. The description by Orendorff's sister would be consistent with many recent examples of false and misleading statements used to "justify" unlawful detainment and arrest of journalists. As a separate matter, I have reviewed the footage of the incident with ABC News chief national correspondent Matt Gutman including the preceding incident. In the Gutman case, an officer assaulted Gutman by grabbing him from behind and shoving him. Gutman's arm lifted slightly for balance, clearly a natural reflex, but he controlled himself and did not lay hands on the officer. Subsequently, an unhinged officer screamed at Gutman about "touching" an officer and shoved Gutman for no reason. As video proves, Gutman was the victim of assault by an LAPD officer, and then LAPD attempted to blame the victim.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 5d
Just like my wife's pu- (I am wrestled to the ground by a team of armed PMC members)
Wired headline: Silk-Oozing Feet Give Tarantulas a Gravity-Defying Grip
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 5d
Say hello to Venezuela's new president- TONY BLAIR?!?
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 5d
I'm not so sure you're that dedicated to international democracy if you dedicate your noble peace prize to Donald Trump
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 5d
Acting like the most put upon man on Earth because I have to book my own podcast
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 6d
Pervert city
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Michelle Wu 吳弭 @wutrain.bsky.social · 6d
👍 Blue Jays
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 6d
The Yankees were still too sad about Charlie Kirk to play good enough :(
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