machine gun corey
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it's a very confusing time. you know Woke 2 is coming but it hasn't hit yet so you just kind of have to build up your wokeness in silence
big facts
"pissed-off rural left-libertarian man" is one of the types of guy most underrepresented in politics compared to its commonality in the real world
when the yeast is nutritional >>>>>
i would like to deliver (1) knuckle sandwich to whoever has decided that podcasts need to be filmed
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People love to shit on the Democrats but it's not easy figuring out how to attack their opponents, the Nazi pedophile party
i guess the fascism (good) and fascism (bad) camps are going to have some artistic overlap
that american flag swastika design looks like it would be the insert art on a Profane Existence Records release???
Holy shit. This is Angelo Elia, a legislative correspondent for Congressman Dave Taylor.

According to @rooster.info, during a Zoom meeting today, he had an American nazi flag displayed in the background.
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Chigurh: what is the most you ever lost on a coin toss

17 year old mall boba stand cashier: card only
protein powder got me feeling like caravaggio
"the kkk took my skibidi rizz away" - zoomer ramones
boss: you need to change your email signature. "money power respect" is not appropriate for an office environment

me: smells like broke in here lmao
yeah man this band is not my thing but I went ahead and bought a shirt and a record anyway. they're on tour all of the way from the Dagobah System and they need money to fix their hyperdrive.
i'd never read the book but I am morbidly curious about what exactly nuzzi found attractive about RFK.
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IMHO, instead of wanting a “strong Republican Party”, Democrats should want a strong Socialist Party and for conservatives to be sent to reeducation camps
first of all I'd like to say that Dan is clearly in the right and this behavior from the mayor is insane.

BUT

If you're about to cruise to reelection unopposed you DO have the freedom to put your (perceived) haters in the crosshairs.
Wow. The Mayor of Atlanta's communications office sure knows how to do some off-the-rails ad hominem attack on Linked-In. Absolutely devoid of substantive response. (See reponse below)
more and more people are talking about how a good pickled onion will take your bean slop bowl to the next level
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What a gift it was to ‘90s hip hop that “bubonic” and “hydroponic” rhyme
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may your iced coffee be cold and your croissant be crunchy [nods]
the wind blew hard but didn't knock anything down....performative gale
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my new yorker subscription is performative mail
EATS has fallen…the Ponce you knew no longer exists