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I’m Norah Woodsey. I am a scifi author, former moderator, and fourth generation Brooklynite. she/her norahwoodsey.com ALT text for banner: a preschooler drawing of a bear, heart outside his body and face stoic, projected on an interior wall
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I have a book coming out October 1st (tomorrow!) Test Space is the sequel to When the Wave Collapses.

It is a pocket adventure about a teleportation machine, an intern who accidentally triggers it, and an astronaut who tries to go to the moon to escape her feelings.

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Test Space
Check out Test Space - <p>A mysterious corporation has revolutionized how goods are distributed worldwide, ending poverty, hunger, and pollution. </p><p></p><p>Danny, a brilliant but shy college stude...
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buriedbybooks.bsky.social
I like to remind people about lifetime limits and the refusal of insurers to sell coverage to people with preexisting conditions.

The ACA has issues. But those 2 things alone make it worth saving and fixing.
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aconstantwip.bsky.social
Marley shoulda killed Scrooge
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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thedaxsymbiont.bsky.social
The amount of money you can make pretending to teach people to become published authors is significantly larger than the money you can make being a published author.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
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sarahgailey.bsky.social
books should have an anti-acknowledgements section where the author talks shit about all the people who fucked them over while they were trying to write the thing. not bc I personally want to write one but bc I love gossip
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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amandaweavernovels.com
When your great-grandparents have names spelled with letters that aren't in the English alphabet, those names become all kinds of shit when English-speaking agents try writing them down.
norahwoodsey.com
The Shining, Nicholson is Kermit
waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
Inverse Muppet premise: take a movie and replace one character with a Muppet. Everyone else stays human.
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This is the response I received from ICE when I inquired about the 13-year-old they abducted from Everett, Mass. on Friday:
Good afternoon, Marisa.
Please see the below from DHS on the 13-year-old alien.
Please feel free to direct any questions to them.
Respectfully,
James


Tricia McLaughlin
@TriciaOhio • 6h
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Here are the facts: he posed a public safety threat with an extensive rap sheet including violent assault with a dangerous weapon, battery, breaking and entering, destruction of property.
He was in possession of a firearm and 5-7 inch knife when arrested.
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kleonardphd.bsky.social
Let me say it again: don’t take an academic job in Texas.
bestonetx.bsky.social
Tenure in Texas means nothing anymore.
donmoyn.bsky.social
If you make "controversial statements" outside of classroom, that the President of the university dislikes, you can be summarily fired even if you are tenured.
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A lot of comments on Mars rovers or Moon landings, but it's important to remember that the planet NASA studies most is Earth. This is less about cutting flashy things like moonwalks and more about keeping communities in the dark on climate, weather, agriculture, pollution, natural hazards, and more.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I think it should be common for very famous and prestigious authors to write some dumbass book set in the Matrix universe or Batman universe and popular franchises like that the same way it’s common and fine for prestigious directors to direct movies about them
norahwoodsey.com
Oof. That’s awful all around
norahwoodsey.com
Right? Must be *so annoying* for famous authors, and other forms of entertainers too
norahwoodsey.com
I have spent hours folding letters into envelopes, had profanities screamed at me by angry customers, and I have scrubbed toilets in movie theaters, but it’s really something else to have parents bring up mean reviews on your books during a kids birthday party (this happened!)
norahwoodsey.com
*Writing a book and never pursuing publication is not what I am talking about here.
norahwoodsey.com
Ok I thought of one. Publishing* a book can be so fucking frustrating that I struggle to criticize most books by living writers.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
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pumpkin patch #art (wallpapers below!)
A drawing of black cats playing in a pile of pumpkins
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audrelawdamercy.bsky.social
"you can't play me, motherfucker. i'm the motherfucker who plays motherfuckers, motherfucker" -- my internal monologue while winning a game intended for children
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Vera’s perfect sandwich, Daniel’s pawn shop, the village in Lifeless
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If I ever make it big, I’m doing this with my entire catalogue
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More books should have illustrations, or even just little doodles by the author. Victorian authors understood this, Kurt Vonnegut understood this, I don’t know why we don’t do it more.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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edsbs.bsky.social
don't make it your whole personality but the thing you're supposed to like is sometimes definitely not something you're ever, ever going to like, even if it's well-constructed and diligently executed
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RT are not endorsements, I’m appreciating the big swings
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dsamorod.bsky.social
the best fiction is written by people who have lived other, full lives before becoming authors and therefore no one under the age of 40 should write fiction
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat