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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌

@nobody1300.bsky.social

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Fan of all of the racing and most of the sports. curler. gay. amateur baker. Meteorology PhD. ASU '14, OU '16, '24 IG: jeff.13 he/him https://linktr.ee/nobody1300

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 1d

> mandated password change

> password manager generates new password

> password manager doesn't save new password

> can't change password again for 24 hours

a man with curly hair and glasses is looking at the camera .

Alt: John C Reilly shrugs and looks confused

media.tenor.com

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 3d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 3d

IndyCar's 4 person team pronounced it about 6 different ways

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Ike Makos @ikemakos.bsky.social · 3d

King George III after William Pitt, the Earl of Chatham, makes his speech to the House of Lords in February 1775 declaring that America cannot be conquered:

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 3d

Hey Pitt, what the fuck was that.

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 3d

The best of the movie was he said "It's Ares time" and then aresed all over the place

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 3d

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 3d

It's October one hundred eleventh already‽

College Football Playoff @cfbplayoff.bsky.social · 3d

The CFP National Championship Trophy is set to shine for SEC rivalry action at the State Fair!

🏆 College Football Playoff National Championship Trophy Tour
🏈 Oklahoma vs. Texas
📅 Saturday, October 111
🕰 2:30 p.m. CT
🏟 Cotton Bowl Stadium
📍 Dallas, Texas
📺 ABC and ESPN+

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Matt Lanza @mattlanza.bsky.social · 4d

Jamie Moyer is warming up for the Mariners in case this goes 15.

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 4d

well since the secret’s out i guess i can tell you that ranch is my preferred pre-workout

A refrigerated case says FITNESS DRINKS and is filled mostly with bottles of salad dressing & a few kombuchas

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 4d

Is your doctor a vampire?

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah it's right there

Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 4d

🎶Fight, Devils down the field🎶

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 4d

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text

He’s genuinely an idiot.
GUNNER OLSZEWSKI
on Cam Skattebo

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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 4d

Three newly published books argue that cars are destroying society as well as the planet.

Is the world finally ready to rein in the automobile?

My essay, in @bloomberg.com (gift link below)

‘Car Brain’ Is Making the US Unhealthy and Dangerous. EVs Won’t Fix It.

A trio of new books argue that we need to confront the full range of costs that car-based living has imposed on our cities, our health and our society.

www.bloomberg.com

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 6d

he was actually having a flashback to the time he saw The Birdcage on the netflix menu

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 6d

Kershaw couldn’t retire before one final postseason blowup

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Grant @gdubbstl.bsky.social · 6d

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 6d

Tommy Tuberville?

Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 6d

I'm glad the Sickos Weather Service is considered essential and not impacted by the shutdown

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 6d

Licked off all the chili first

Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 6d

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6d

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 6d

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Nov 6

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

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Jonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 6d

This morning I turned on my phone only to find that it had changed my user name to Shirley, and when I tried to enter a simple Google query it came out as "Do you like gladiator movies?"

Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.

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Russell the Love Muscle 💪 @rpg-volley.bsky.social · 7d

Use your authority as governor to order Pope Leo as an able-bodied Illinoisan to muster as part of the militia and just have him go around doing drive-by excommunication of Texas chumps.

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 7d

Tired: hang half-a-hundred on 'em

Wired: hang twice-a-hundred on 'em

Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 7d

Maybe they'd give you an exemption for your outstanding fashion sense

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 7d

They just need to be careful