Shepherd
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social
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"Swear to god you're like a Fox Fire book set in hell." - Ursula Vernon "You puckish motherfucker." - Sarah Day Trans and queer anarchist sheep farmer. Navy veteran attempting to redeem himself.
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neolithicsheep.bsky.social
Governor for a mere $10,000 or so you can help an autistic sheep farmer import sheep semen legally.
govpritzker.illinois.gov
Vaccines are safe and effective.

Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support.

When you want information, ask your doctor.

It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.
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neolithicsheep.bsky.social
It would probably save my marriage because every time I'm holding my phone and say "hey what about..." @sarahday.org gets this martyred look on her face
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bbolander.bsky.social
i want your ghost stories, it's finally cold and blustery and we need to do this before it's 80 degrees outside again
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audieverde.bsky.social
I have been watching the devastating videos from friends and colleagues. Some folks are still missing in cold waters. The few news and info sources for locals are also the same ones being cut by federal funding. People should know this is happening
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natepatrin.bsky.social
things bullets say
brocktoon.bsky.social
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
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sarahftduration.bsky.social
Wow, what a place of honor! Highly esteemed deeds must be commemorated here! And there are probably valuables...
Federal Disposal Field HZ-21 from the videogame Fallout 76
neolithicsheep.bsky.social
Also everyone in SoCal freaks out when it rains and drives like they're being pursued by at least one horseman of the apocalypse
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
HEY LA Area people we’re getting our first big rain of the year Monday/Tuesday so here’s the annual reminder for people new to this region: stay off the highways during the first rain, we have such a long dry season they turn extra slippery from months of oil droplets during the first big rain
neolithicsheep.bsky.social
@jelenawoehr.bsky.social I need you to give me your phone number so I can text you links to horse ads and you can say things like "no you don't need that horse"
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neolithicsheep.bsky.social
I'm always unsure where my furry fandom folks are physically located but if you're in Reno this week for Biggest Little Fur Con you can stop by @kikidoodle.bsky.social's booth to meet someone who has been bitten by my goats. Pick up some art while you're there!
neolithicsheep.bsky.social
Thank you for your support Amy
neolithicsheep.bsky.social
Because Thoreau wrote a bunch of self-insert fiction that is now lauded by the most tiresome wankers to ever believe a man ever cleaned his own 150 square foot cabin.
neolithicsheep.bsky.social
I am grateful for your informed support
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skyladawn.ca
Thread (read all the posts) and quite true. Just ASK animal-related groups that are local: "I'm struggling, do you know of any pet food banks/options around?" because they usually have contacts and might run one themselves.
kristadb1.bsky.social
Gentle reminder: I am seeing more "I cannot afford pet food" posts & if you might face this in the near future/now, I recommend checking your local area's subreddit and posting if anyone knows of local programs for pet food. Many areas have small under-the-radar charities that give out pet food.
neolithicsheep.bsky.social
I would never do this with actual bones I had not verified as belonging to Thoreau but believe you me if I could afford good fakes I would have a bone crown labeled "sic semper Thoreau"
neolithicsheep.bsky.social
My most unhinged opinion is that I should be allowed to exhume Dave Thoreau and wear his bones for a hat.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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sarahgailey.bsky.social
books should have an anti-acknowledgements section where the author talks shit about all the people who fucked them over while they were trying to write the thing. not bc I personally want to write one but bc I love gossip
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
neolithicsheep.bsky.social
"Adopt An Elderly Cat Who Has Decided You Are The One Person They Can Love Day"
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therisingtithes.bsky.social
Braincrack:

there should be a single unified non-blog place online to get a list (and a calendar view) of every upcoming SFF novel & novella release in a year. Something you can just set reminders for the week before, and when it's on preorder, so you can keep up with every pub without hassle.
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oishinythings.bsky.social
Reminder, I'm once more selling to the US! Sent a tester parcel and it all worked fine.

(I'm absolutely screwed on the Etsy algorithm because of time without sales, but I'm doing what I can.)
oishinythings.bsky.social
Looking for a little magic? I'm slowly adding more labradorite pendants, and US shipping is open once more - it may be slower than usual, but nothing has changed on your side (the tariff stuff all gets sorted at my post office).

oishiny.etsy.com

#Handmade #ShopIndie
neolithicsheep.bsky.social
Lake Lanier don't care if they use a boat. Plenty of "boating accidents" happen on that lake.
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
Me: I just don't understand why I can't just out-think my anxiety and emotions and simply react and respond in the most ideal way every single time and never feel bad
My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't