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🐈‍⬛happy black cat month🐈‍⬛ your fun fact of the day: cryogenics is the science of low temperatures, cryonics is the pseudoscience of putting pizza delivery guys in a freezer for 1,000 years

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lirroc @lirroc.bsky.social · 6d

a man in just his glasses and underwear, climbing into a fissure in a rock in the shape of his own silhouette

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Jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 8h

LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games

a list of apps pre-installed on the Xbox ROG Ally including Microsoft Teams and Onedrive

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 13h

University administration:
"We need you to complete 26 hours of lab safety training 🧪 each year so that everyone is safe and responsible."

Also university administration:

Stolen from the Internet, a sign that says "If Elevator does not move do a small jump it should move after", and a dirty-white freight elevator wall and aged elevator controls with only floors 1 and 2."

I have no idea where this really is, I just stole it off Wikimedia.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 6h

HEY

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 4h

Google AI is never wrong about movie quotes but sometimes there are alternate truths in some contexts

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Jan 26

Probably my two favorite monsters

A package of Monster Clay, with photos on the packaging of a sculpture of a bat monster and a sculpture of Abraham Lincoln.

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 7h

I was trying to find an old tweet about Hamlet and Ophelia. Google AI thought I was accusing it of killing my dad, and also screwed up the most famous line in The Princess Bride.

AI Overview

This phrase, "My father was also killed. by you," is famously from the movie The Princess Bride and is spoken by the character Inigo Montoya. It is a line used to express revenge and a lifelong quest for justice after a villain kills the hero's father. It is not a literal statement from a language model but a quote from a work of fiction, meaning Google did not kill your father.

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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 4h

google AI is so weirdly disagreeable. it's better than sucking up, i guess, but i never even look at it on purpose, i don't need its attitude

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 7h

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dominic Michael Tripi &
@DMichaelTripi
X.com
NEW: X executive says creator monetization program may potentially be ended, saying that the system does
"more harm than good."
10:27 AM • 10/15/25

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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 8h

nah the flannel shirt guy is named Peter Giunta. Joe Maligno is the skinny baldy who looks like a late-40s-ish Lex Luthor

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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 9h

!!! what are they not telling us !!!

᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 9h

mold exposure rarely makes people ill unless they're asthmatic and/or immunosuppressed, but there's lots and lots of crunchy alt med people eager to profit off pseudoscientific beliefs about mold. i think he's probably constipated and/or flu-y and has a quack dr detoxing him in an oxygen chamber

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11h

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 11h

nyaa

black cat lying on a pillow licking her nose

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rin ⚧️ @rin-and-tonic.bsky.social · 1d

"sexy nun outfit" you're a fool. your mind is trapped in a cage. the modesty and seemliness of an ordinary nun's habit is far more erotic than some basal skimpy costume could ever be

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KINDAFREE | IRI @denofsin.bsky.social · 12h

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 12h

poor frog got pepper sprayed up the vent hole 😱 (real frogs have vent holes too)

404 Media @404media.co · 1d

On October 2—just a few minutes shy of 11 PM in Portland, Oregon—a federal agent shot peppery spray into the vent hole of Seth Todd’s inflatable frog costume. Todd was protesting ICE outside of Portland’s U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement field office.

🔗 www.404media.co/the-surreal-...

The Surreal Practicality of Protesting As an Inflatable Frog

Say goodbye to the Guy Fawkes masks and hello to inflatable frogs and dinosaurs.

www.404media.co

᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 12h

or anyway, not starting out, but you know, trying to make the transition from supporting cast to more lead roles

᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 12h

man if i was just starting out as an actor & di$ney just fully deleted a major role i got, i'd flip. like, that's a major part of your portfolio! that's fewer people posting online "erin kellyman was great in willow, i want to see her in more stuff", whatever sentiment analysis they use, etc...

᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 12h

i hate when my stocking gets caught on someone's jug, happens all the time

᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 12h

& a bunch of states sued over that (maryland v usda) when it was musk firing probies, & it got dismissed for lack of standing 😔

᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 13h

but i thought republicans are against all that monarchical stuff like saying "sir"

᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 1d

yeah i really think vetinari and margolotta getting to know each other & learning from each other etc has some unused potential. or maybe i just want some silly vampire-milf stuff?

also my headcanon is his "alloys are stronger" quote in FoC came from a dwarf in uberwald