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Muffin Top Momma 🍪

@muffintopmomma.bsky.social

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Yes. It's me, again. Mother to 3 - friend to all And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site. New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst. *Now on Substack*

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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · Jan 6

When you don't belong anywhere

You can literally go everywhere

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 13h

Fun!

Rapey, Archie Bunker-brained, nepobaby bankruptcy junkie.

Coke-addled, rhino-killing, crypto-cultist failson.

Muppet-limbed, Dollar-Store-Goebbels sister strangler.

Bee-stung, abuser-banging CECOT fetishist.

War criming, dumb-as-snot chat host with more Norse ink than Ragnar Lothbrok.

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 22h

it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops

But here’s the most uncomfortable truth of all: the parasites that have taken over so much of our country—pantsuited girlboss advertising executives, Skittle-haired they/them activists, soy-faced pajama-clad work-from-home HR apparatchiks, Adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants, nasally voiced Ivy League regulatory lawyers, obese George Soros–funded police abolitionist district attorneys, hipster trust fund socialists—are some of the least impressive people in the history of the world. The Uniparty would never have achieved what it has in this country without a great degree of rottenness, of decadence, of torpor, of complacency already

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 1d

Want to see a microcosm of America? Immigrants won the World Series for the Dodgers and immigrants will be unwelcome and hunted at the victory parade.

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Sparrow J @summergirl505.bsky.social · 14h

Palate cleanse. Some humans are terrible, but more of us are great.

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 13h

it's No November. don't ask me for anything, i said no

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thethinblackduke.bsky.social @thethinblackduke.bsky.social · 12h

“I feel there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.”
—Vincent Van Gogh

open.substack.com/pub/johnpavl...

Staying Human in Inhumane Times

I may not know you, but I think I know something about you.

open.substack.com

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Cool Jim @lechased.bsky.social · 13h

The tyranny of being awake

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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly

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NO KINGS IN AMERICA… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 1d

IS YOUR MARRIAGE SAFE?👇

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

blink twice if you’re here bc your cat is holding you hostage

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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 1d

I hate time changes

The cows don't care if it's 5 or 6

They're hungry and want to be milked

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Irma @eckslibris.bsky.social · 2d

Anybody else?

Congratulations! You've Made it to November
MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE!
All of Us:
(Picture of Matthew McConaughey cry-screaming in a car)

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 2d

Everyday I check the news goes like…
That’s fucked.
Fucked.
Fucked.
Fucked.
Fuck, that’s enough of that.

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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 2d

I share this every year

I think it's charming

youtu.be/jCQnUuq-TEE?...

🏆CGI 3D Animated Short Film🏆: "Dia De Los Muertos" - by Team Whoo Kazoo + Ringling | TheCGBros

YouTube video by TheCGBros

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🌊💙Woman Veteran ☮️ #VeteransResistanceSquadron @pamelaoplays.bsky.social · Dec 8

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🌊💙 ☮️ #PamelasSpreadTheWord that the Republican conservative extreme rich are predators, vampires, killing the planet and all life on it.

Treat 'em accordingly.

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 2d

If nothing else, all the recent scrutiny heaped upon SNAP, Medicaid, and the ACA has revealed just how little the Republicans attempting to decimate these programs actually *know* about them.

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🌊💙Woman Veteran ☮️ #VeteransResistanceSquadron @pamelaoplays.bsky.social · Dec 29

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🌊💙 ☮️ #PamelasFeedYourHead with Glimmers

More Glimmers.

Less bummers.

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🌊💙Woman Veteran ☮️ #VeteransResistanceSquadron @pamelaoplays.bsky.social · Nov 18

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#PamelasAntimagatsHumor

Oh, look. Both of the loser Confederate flags.

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 5d

Pennsylvania has an important Supreme Court race coming up on Tuesday, November 4. If you live in the Keystone State, or know someone who does, vote YES to retain three justices who will protect your fundamental rights and freedoms.

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Bella @kristinajensen.bsky.social · 2d

Mamma, don't let yer babies grow up to be Republican.

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Elise (they/them)🇦🇺 @eliseswritings.bsky.social · 2d

Heralding in Trans Awareness Month across timezones.

Elise (they/them)🇦🇺 @eliseswritings.bsky.social · 2d

I'd like to kick off Trans Awareness Month with 32 stories of Trans People Taking On The World, by mainly trans authors

Your heroes may tackle; love, friendship, magic &war, self discovery, trauma & healing, demons (literal or metaphorical 😉) & or the world itself!

🌈📚💙💕📚🪐📚♿ itch.io/b/3352/trans...

Title: Trans People Take on the World, Nov 1-15 in Itchio

32 Book covers, background a sunset photo by Elise Carlson.

The Strangers Sanctuary, S.E. Robertson
What Lies Within, Issy Waldon
Synthetic Sea, Franklyn S. Newton
Non-Player Character, Veo Corva
A Life in Too Many Margins, S.E. Thomson
Like Salt and Whi Sky, Merlina Garance
A Memory of Blood and Magic, K.N. Brindle
My Personal Trainer Cracked My Egg, Fern V. Bedek
Enemies to Enemies, Ash Kreider
The Poison Fruits, E.M. Haegar
The Thread That Binds, Cedar McCloud
The Wings of Ashtaroth, Steve Hugh Westenra
The Elysium Proposal, A.E. Bross
Structural Integrity, Tabitha O'Connell
Songs of Broken Bells, Lilly Lockwood
Echo Sight, Cian Verath
The Uncontinented Stars, Haden Cross
Between You, Me and the Moonlit Sea, Linn Silver
Secondhand Origin Storie, Lee Brontide
Blood On The Snow, Finn McLellan
Manipulators War, Elise Carlson
Powder & Feathers, Johannes T. Evans
Our Simulated Selves, Nikki Null
All Roads Lead to This, Kay Claire
1000Lotuses, Lotuscarp.com
First Rose, Jake Vanguard
A Demon to Save Me, H.S. Kallinger
Dragons Soul, J.F.R. Coates
Garden of Rotten Roses, Nicole Hidalgo
Name Her Holy, Aubrey Ennis
Baker Thief, Claudie Arsenault
Illusory, M.X. Misfits

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Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 2d

Fairies vs Vampires sapphic forest rave lfg happy samhain

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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 2d

That kid is going to rule the world, one day

No doubt

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Cosmic Crow @ethereal-astronaut.bsky.social · 3d

Someone hacked all the roadwork signs in our city last night.

Best halloween ever

A street scene with trees and house fronts on the right and a road and cars on the left.

The road construction sign was hacked to read, "happy Halloween, bitches"

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